Disco Diver

[Graf Paper]

Well, I've noticed my new avatar is the infamous "Village People" style kaleun.

The brave crew of U-47, the "Fist of Poseidon", have already finished hanging the disco ball in the command room. I'm not sure if the CE is happy about having to wear buckskins and a feathered headdress, but he's in good company with the WO's cowboy outfit, NAV's construction worker attire, and the WEP's cop uniform. The Torpedo Officer has barricaded himself in the forward tube room. I have the feeling his new "butch" biker leathers are the cause.

SOP on board now includes that all crew must wear bell-bottoms, gold chains, platform shoes, and shirts unbuttoned halfway. Dress uniform will be polyester leisure suits. Crewmen without large moustaches and groomed chest hair will be severely reprimanded with suspension of skating privileges for the weekly roller-dancing on deck with the rest of crew.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go make sure the half-moon bubble windows are getting installed properly on the conning tower to go with the "desert southwest" mural being painted on the hull. After that, it's time for lessons in doing the "Hustle".

(I can only pray we get sunk by the enemy before we get to redecorating for "Wild Night In Bangkok". )

[EDIT]
It appears we're not going to be so fortunate...