Balz Enters the Fray (GWX 2) 1939.

Brag · 12-17-07, 10:52 AM

Ltnt. z. S. J.S. Balz writes:

Wilhelmshaven, 02 November 1939

Dear Muti,

I had a strange and vivid dream last night. It was 1942 and we were still at war. I was the greatest U-boot commander of all time. A sort of silly dream. I hope the war will not last that long and I can launch myself into show business. Of course, it will take a while to be able to stage my Shakespiere play Romeo and Hoochie Woochie.

Anyway, I just finished working up U-52 and will set sail tomorrow. While at sea, I will write some songs.

Your loving Son
J.S.B.

To BDU
03 November 1939
U-52 Departed Willi 0630
4 Officers, 12 PO and 26 matrossen.
Balz

Jimbuna · 12-17-07, 11:54 AM

OMFG

Sigurd · 12-17-07, 12:02 PM

Mein Gott

Hanomag · 12-17-07, 12:05 PM

IT HAS BEGUN!!!

looney · 12-17-07, 12:45 PM

AAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHHH and looney runs around naked, so he gets back to his room with matrasses all around.

Avatar · 12-17-07, 01:04 PM

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
jawohl, herr leutnant zur see!

papa_smurf · 12-17-07, 02:52 PM

Here we go again!

Gezoes · 12-17-07, 02:54 PM

Hoochie Woochie! :rotfl:

Brag · 12-17-07, 03:16 PM

TO BDU
From: Balz U-52
11 November 1938
Position AM2877

It gives me pleasure that today , the anniversary of the Infamous Treaty of Versailles, I have sunk the Glory of the Royal Navy, HMS Rodney.

Action report.
Although we had some sound contacts each one of them were sailing away at good speed. Today we investigated a contact that turned out to be several ships. after determoning it was heading 100, we positioned ourselves to attack at sunset.

My Hydrophone operator was asleep and a pinging destroyer woke him up. we dove to two hundred meters and the destroyer kept dropping charges , but missing.

The convoy was headeing straight for us. Lost in the noise of the concoy , I watched it's speed and came to persicope depth.

Rodnay was out there 40 degrees off the bow at 300 meters. I sent two magentic eels, which sunk the ship. (for everyone's info. Now BBs zigzag inside convoys

I'm curious do I get a medal for this?

HW3 · 12-17-07, 03:25 PM

Quote:

I'm curious do I get a medal for this?

Not if this is the correct date.

Quote:

11 November 1938

:rotfl:

Biggles · 12-17-07, 03:30 PM

Bwahahaha! Balz starts a politic disaster, yet again!:rotfl: :rotfl:

Brag · 12-17-07, 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HW3

Quote:

I'm curious do I get a medal for this?

Not if this is the correct date.

Quote:

11 November 1938

:rotfl:

Bernaaard! You dumkopf! You make the hero of the Kriegsmarine look like a dolt. Repeat after me: "Hoochie woochie is 39, hoochie woochie."

U49 · 12-17-07, 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brag

Ltnt. z. S. J.S. Balz writes:

Wilhelmshaven, 02 November 1939

Dear Muti,

(...)

To BDU
03 November 1939
U-52 Departed Willi 0630
4 Officers, 12 PO and 26 matrossen.
Balz

I thought he would be deleted from our universe, together with GWX1.03????
What happened?
And he even has a family, oh my god!!! There could be brothers and sisters

Please tell he was only adopted by that lovely couple he calls "Mutti" und "Papi"

===============================

GWX is dead. Long live GWX!!!

Koondawg · 12-17-07, 04:32 PM

Im thinking we need the tune "Baby Elephant Walk" playing through the gramaphone...

Brag · 12-17-07, 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by U49

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brag

Ltnt. z. S. J.S. Balz writes:

Wilhelmshaven, 02 November 1939

Dear Muti,

(...)

To BDU
03 November 1939
U-52 Departed Willi 0630
4 Officers, 12 PO and 26 matrossen.
Balz

I thought he would be deleted from our universe, together with GWX1.03????
What happened?
And he even has a family, oh my god!!! There could be brothers and sisters

Please tell he was only adopted by that lovely couple he calls "Mutti" und "Papi"

===============================

GWX is dead. Long live GWX!!!

Balz was born on 24 December 1909 in Shanghai where his father was German consul. His mother claims that an extraordinarly bright star shone over the city that night.

12-17-07, 10:52 AM	#1
Brag Navy Seal Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Docked on a Russian pond Posts: 7,072 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	Balz Enters the Fray (GWX 2) 1939. Ltnt. z. S. J.S. Balz writes: Wilhelmshaven, 02 November 1939 Dear Muti, I had a strange and vivid dream last night. It was 1942 and we were still at war. I was the greatest U-boot commander of all time. A sort of silly dream. I hope the war will not last that long and I can launch myself into show business. Of course, it will take a while to be able to stage my Shakespiere play Romeo and Hoochie Woochie. Anyway, I just finished working up U-52 and will set sail tomorrow. While at sea, I will write some songs. Your loving Son J.S.B. To BDU 03 November 1939 U-52 Departed Willi 0630 4 Officers, 12 PO and 26 matrossen. Balz __________________ Espionage, adventure, suspense, are just a click away Click here to look inside Brag's book: Amazon.com: Kingmaker: Alexey Braguine: Books Order Kingmaker here: http://www.subsim.com/store.html For Tactics visit:http://www.freewebs.com/kielman/

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Avatar Commodore Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Way out there Posts: 603 Downloads: 24 Uploads: 0	:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: jawohl, herr leutnant zur see!

12-17-07, 03:16 PM	#9
Brag Navy Seal Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Docked on a Russian pond Posts: 7,072 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	Balz'c Opening move TO BDU From: Balz U-52 11 November 1938 Position AM2877 It gives me pleasure that today , the anniversary of the Infamous Treaty of Versailles, I have sunk the Glory of the Royal Navy, HMS Rodney. Action report. Although we had some sound contacts each one of them were sailing away at good speed. Today we investigated a contact that turned out to be several ships. after determoning it was heading 100, we positioned ourselves to attack at sunset. My Hydrophone operator was asleep and a pinging destroyer woke him up. we dove to two hundred meters and the destroyer kept dropping charges , but missing. The convoy was headeing straight for us. Lost in the noise of the concoy , I watched it's speed and came to persicope depth. Rodnay was out there 40 degrees off the bow at 300 meters. I sent two magentic eels, which sunk the ship. (for everyone's info. Now BBs zigzag inside convoys I'm curious do I get a medal for this? __________________ Espionage, adventure, suspense, are just a click away Click here to look inside Brag's book: Amazon.com: Kingmaker: Alexey Braguine: Books Order Kingmaker here: http://www.subsim.com/store.html For Tactics visit:http://www.freewebs.com/kielman/

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Biggles Silent Hunter Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Sweden (I'm not a Viking...) Posts: 3,529 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Bwahahaha! Balz starts a politic disaster, yet again!:rotfl: :rotfl: __________________

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Koondawg Grey Wolf Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Pasadena, Ca Posts: 852 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Im thinking we need the tune "Baby Elephant Walk" playing through the gramaphone...

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