BAlz is back!

Brag · 08-21-07, 07:51 PM

To Adolf Hitler
From Kptlt, J.S. Balz
29 September 1940

Mein Fuhrer,
I'm back from another successful patrol where with my skill and cunning sank over 100,000 tons, including seven tankers. Since I already have every possible award given by the Reich, I thought you may enjoy rewarding me with a different honour. Since we pretty much own it, you may find it your pleasure to rename the Baltic Sea as das Balzik See. Should Sweden object, I volunteer to sink their Navy. If the USSR complains, feel free to attack them. Of course the Balzic States will be delighted to be on my sea. Having a sea called after a German like me will elevate the prestige of the Reich.

Your best officer in the Kriegsmarine
Johan Sebastian Balz.

PS. I wrote a special song for the occasion: Das Baltischer See Ist ein Balz Hoochie-woochie

Packerton · 08-21-07, 07:53 PM

I can Argue For this

So this is how Russia entered the war :rotfl:

Schöneboom · 08-21-07, 08:44 PM

O Gott, nein... I think der Führer likes das Hoochie-Woochie!

Brag · 08-21-07, 08:59 PM

Ein Volk, ein Reich, eine hoochey woochie!!!

Sieg hoochie!

Packerton · 08-22-07, 12:10 PM

Ahahahaha This is Great :rotfl:

papa_smurf · 08-22-07, 01:41 PM

I think Balz's ego has got way too big for his own good!

STEED · 08-22-07, 02:02 PM

From Adolf Hitler
To Kptlt, J.S. Balz
5 October 1940

Your place or my place big boy

A.H.

IrischKapitan · 08-22-07, 02:07 PM

BDU

TO:
Kptlt J.S. Balz,

I knew Der Fuhrer would refuse your request even though he is a great fan of you, and of, ahem, your great skill as a songwriter.

The following is top secret!

Lufwaffe aeriel intelligence reports that a large battle-cruiser possibly HMS HOOD or another large Royal Navy Battlship is docked in Portsmoth. It is probabaly a safegaurd against operation SEELOWE

Since you are our best commander and we may never get a chance to demish British morale like this again.

Your Primary Mission is as follows: Infiltrate the defences of Portsmoth and sink any British Capital Ships docked there. Also take reconissence shots of the port defences as intelligence prior to Operation SEELOWE

Secondray Mission: Infiltrate the defences of Portsmoth and sink any ship merchant or navy. Also take reconissence shots of the port defences as intelligence prior to Operation SEELOWE

When you have completed your objective proceed to complete your patrol grid.

Should you complete this mission (surley a pice of cake to you), I'm sure the Fuhrer will complete any request of yours and I shall personally assure that ''Der Hoochie Woochie'' shall be broadcast over the international airwaves in your honour. Who knows enemy troops may surrender when hearing it !!

Good Luck, und Gut Jadgt!

Gross Adrimal Reader
Reader

Kaleu. Jochen Mohr · 08-22-07, 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IrischKapitan

Who knows enemy troops may surrender when hearing it !!

i bet they will :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

and OH NEIN! BALZ IST ZURÜK! WO IST MEIN LUGHER

Brag · 08-22-07, 03:27 PM

To Gross Admiral Raeder (Eyes only)
From BDU -- Urgent!

Dear Admiral,
Has your staff studied the implications of sending Balz to Portsmouth?
What if the egomaniac succeeds?
Can you imagine Balz as the Bull of Porstmouth? Or worse: The Great Portsmouth Hoochie-woochie, grand phoobah of the 7 seas?
He has already given Der Fuhrer the hoochie-woochie palsy. After Balz's return you will be saddled with hosting and feting the miserable beggar!

Awaiting your final disposition before issuing sailing orders. U-53 should be completing refit within 10 days.

Respectfuly,
Doenitz.

IrischKapitan · 08-25-07, 06:21 AM

Quote:

BDU

TO:
Kptlt J.S. Balz,

I knew Der Fuhrer would refuse your request even though he is a great fan of you, and of, ahem, your great skill as a songwriter.

The following is top secret!

Lufwaffe aeriel intelligence reports that a large battle-cruiser possibly HMS HOOD or another large Royal Navy Battlship is docked in Portsmoth. It is probabaly a safegaurd against operation SEELOWE

Since you are our best commander and we may never get a chance to demish British morale like this again.

Your Primary Mission is as follows: Infiltrate the defences of Portsmoth and sink any British Capital Ships docked there. Also take reconissence shots of the port defences as intelligence prior to Operation SEELOWE

Secondary Mission: Infiltrate the defences of Portsmoth and sink any ship merchant or navy. Also take reconissence shots of the port defences as intelligence prior to Operation SEELOWE

When you have completed your objective proceed to complete your patrol grid.

Should you complete this mission (surley a pice of cake to you), I'm sure the Fuhrer will complete any request of yours and I shall personally assure that ''Der Hoochie Woochie'' shall be broadcast over the international airwaves in your honour. Who knows enemy troops may surrender when hearing it !!

Good Luck, und Gut Jadgt!

Gross Adrimal Reader
Reader

Ehh, i think Mohr is right.....

EDIT: Mohr beat me to it!!

Kaleu. Jochen Mohr · 08-25-07, 06:40 AM

meeting with the execution squad balz

Biggles · 08-25-07, 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brag

Should Sweden object, I volunteer to sink their Navy.

Oh no you don't!

:hmm:

08-21-07, 07:51 PM	#1
Brag Navy Seal Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Docked on a Russian pond Posts: 7,072 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	BAlz is back! To Adolf Hitler From Kptlt, J.S. Balz 29 September 1940 Mein Fuhrer, I'm back from another successful patrol where with my skill and cunning sank over 100,000 tons, including seven tankers. Since I already have every possible award given by the Reich, I thought you may enjoy rewarding me with a different honour. Since we pretty much own it, you may find it your pleasure to rename the Baltic Sea as das Balzik See. Should Sweden object, I volunteer to sink their Navy. If the USSR complains, feel free to attack them. Of course the Balzic States will be delighted to be on my sea. Having a sea called after a German like me will elevate the prestige of the Reich. Your best officer in the Kriegsmarine Johan Sebastian Balz. PS. I wrote a special song for the occasion: Das Baltischer See Ist ein Balz Hoochie-woochie __________________ Espionage, adventure, suspense, are just a click away Click here to look inside Brag's book: Amazon.com: Kingmaker: Alexey Braguine: Books Order Kingmaker here: http://www.subsim.com/store.html For Tactics visit:http://www.freewebs.com/kielman/

08-21-07, 08:44 PM	#3
Schöneboom Seasoned Skipper Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: San Francisco, CA Posts: 651 Downloads: 36 Uploads: 0	O Gott, nein... I think der Führer likes das Hoochie-Woochie! __________________ Dietrich Schöneboom, U-431 "Es wird klappen, Herr Kaleun. Ganz sicher."

08-21-07, 08:59 PM	#4
Brag Navy Seal Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Docked on a Russian pond Posts: 7,072 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	Ein Volk, ein Reich, eine hoochey woochie!!! Sieg hoochie! __________________ Espionage, adventure, suspense, are just a click away Click here to look inside Brag's book: Amazon.com: Kingmaker: Alexey Braguine: Books Order Kingmaker here: http://www.subsim.com/store.html For Tactics visit:http://www.freewebs.com/kielman/

08-22-07, 02:02 PM	#7
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	From Adolf Hitler To Kptlt, J.S. Balz 5 October 1940 Your place or my place big boy A.H. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

08-22-07, 02:07 PM	#8
IrischKapitan Ensign Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Waiting for convoys of the coast of Donegal Posts: 227 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	BDU TO: Kptlt J.S. Balz, I knew Der Fuhrer would refuse your request even though he is a great fan of you, and of, ahem, your great skill as a songwriter. The following is top secret! Lufwaffe aeriel intelligence reports that a large battle-cruiser possibly HMS HOOD or another large Royal Navy Battlship is docked in Portsmoth. It is probabaly a safegaurd against operation SEELOWE Since you are our best commander and we may never get a chance to demish British morale like this again. Your Primary Mission is as follows: Infiltrate the defences of Portsmoth and sink any British Capital Ships docked there. Also take reconissence shots of the port defences as intelligence prior to Operation SEELOWE Secondray Mission: Infiltrate the defences of Portsmoth and sink any ship merchant or navy. Also take reconissence shots of the port defences as intelligence prior to Operation SEELOWE When you have completed your objective proceed to complete your patrol grid. Should you complete this mission (surley a pice of cake to you), I'm sure the Fuhrer will complete any request of yours and I shall personally assure that ''Der Hoochie Woochie'' shall be broadcast over the international airwaves in your honour. Who knows enemy troops may surrender when hearing it !! Good Luck, und Gut Jadgt! Gross Adrimal Reader Reader __________________ ''Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better'' SAVE U 534!! http://www.atlantik-pirat.com/U-534page.htm

08-21-07, 07:53 PM	#2
Packerton Sonar Guy Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Newfoundland,Canada Posts: 398 Downloads: 6 Uploads: 0	I can Argue For this So this is how Russia entered the war :rotfl:

08-22-07, 12:10 PM	#5
Packerton Sonar Guy Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Newfoundland,Canada Posts: 398 Downloads: 6 Uploads: 0	Ahahahaha This is Great :rotfl:

08-22-07, 01:41 PM	#6
papa_smurf Ocean Warrior Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: High Peak, Derbyshire Posts: 2,851 Downloads: 33 Uploads: 0	I think Balz's ego has got way too big for his own good!

08-22-07, 03:27 PM	#10
Brag Navy Seal Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Docked on a Russian pond Posts: 7,072 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	To Gross Admiral Raeder (Eyes only) From BDU -- Urgent! Dear Admiral, Has your staff studied the implications of sending Balz to Portsmouth? What if the egomaniac succeeds? Can you imagine Balz as the Bull of Porstmouth? Or worse: The Great Portsmouth Hoochie-woochie, grand phoobah of the 7 seas? He has already given Der Fuhrer the hoochie-woochie palsy. After Balz's return you will be saddled with hosting and feting the miserable beggar! Awaiting your final disposition before issuing sailing orders. U-53 should be completing refit within 10 days. Respectfuly, Doenitz. __________________ Espionage, adventure, suspense, are just a click away Click here to look inside Brag's book: Amazon.com: Kingmaker: Alexey Braguine: Books Order Kingmaker here: http://www.subsim.com/store.html For Tactics visit:http://www.freewebs.com/kielman/

08-25-07, 06:40 AM	#12
Kaleu. Jochen Mohr Ocean Warrior Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: in my sub Posts: 2,741 Downloads: 47 Uploads: 0	meeting with the execution squad balz __________________ Gruß

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