Environmental crises at Fedje

Safe-Keeper · 01-13-07, 11:03 AM

First the German u-boat wreck seeping quicksilver, now this: 290+ tonnes of oil has escaped a wrecked tanker near the island of Fedje, Bergen city, Norway

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I swear, that damned rock of an island is cursed. I'm glad I live down here in the Fana district.
It appears international media hasn't picked up the story yet, but here's a Norse article with pictures:

Spoon 11th · 01-13-07, 11:31 AM

300 tonnes ain't much.

TteFAboB · 01-13-07, 11:43 AM

Recover this oil, put it in a big reservoir, then use the oil to feed a giant Lighthouse, I'm talking Pharos-of-Alexandria giant-size here.

Fine, that won't stop mechanical accidents. Fear not, you won't build an ordinary giant Lighthouse, no. This Lighthouse will also be the first of its kind to feature long-range Flamethrower-cannons. A mix between a Flamethrower and a fireball "launcher". What it does is simple: it sinks or diverts drifting ships before they can reach the, uhhh, "reefs", or "reefjords", I don't know. The derelict vessels will change course after enough fireball impact. This will send them off to Britain, probably, but who cares anyway, as long as you provide enough of the Purple Bags it's all good, otherwise, the council "won't collect" and you'll be fined.

You think I'm insane? Well, think again: how do you think dust trucks carry so much trash before unloading? Because they compact the trash while running? That's what the government wants you to think in order to hide the real big secret. Every garbage truck is in fact an upgraded and heavily "tuned" (modified) clown car. It doesn't compact the waste, it simply keeps on filling because it never gets filled! Actually, that's not the whole truth, there is some compacting going on, but just a little: all 300 clowns that ride inside every garbage truck live off the eadible trash, "compacting" it a bit. Not that it makes a difference anyway since it's a bottomless container.

U-533 · 01-14-07, 12:28 PM

Send in the Clowns
Where are the Clowns
Well maybe next year

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

01-13-07, 11:03 AM	#1
Safe-Keeper Ocean Warrior Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Norway Posts: 3,234 Downloads: 11 Uploads: 0	Environmental crises at Fedje First the German u-boat wreck seeping quicksilver, now this: 290+ tonnes of oil has escaped a wrecked tanker near the island of Fedje, Bergen city, Norway. I swear, that damned rock of an island is cursed. I'm glad I live down here in the Fana district. It appears international media hasn't picked up the story yet, but here's a Norse article with pictures: __________________ First Strike Mod tester. Hardcore sub skipper.

01-13-07, 11:43 AM	#3
TteFAboB Admiral Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 2,247 Downloads: 4 Uploads: 0	Recover this oil, put it in a big reservoir, then use the oil to feed a giant Lighthouse, I'm talking Pharos-of-Alexandria giant-size here. Fine, that won't stop mechanical accidents. Fear not, you won't build an ordinary giant Lighthouse, no. This Lighthouse will also be the first of its kind to feature long-range Flamethrower-cannons. A mix between a Flamethrower and a fireball "launcher". What it does is simple: it sinks or diverts drifting ships before they can reach the, uhhh, "reefs", or "reefjords", I don't know. The derelict vessels will change course after enough fireball impact. This will send them off to Britain, probably, but who cares anyway, as long as you provide enough of the Purple Bags it's all good, otherwise, the council "won't collect" and you'll be fined. You think I'm insane? Well, think again: how do you think dust trucks carry so much trash before unloading? Because they compact the trash while running? That's what the government wants you to think in order to hide the real big secret. Every garbage truck is in fact an upgraded and heavily "tuned" (modified) clown car. It doesn't compact the waste, it simply keeps on filling because it never gets filled! Actually, that's not the whole truth, there is some compacting going on, but just a little: all 300 clowns that ride inside every garbage truck live off the eadible trash, "compacting" it a bit. Not that it makes a difference anyway since it's a bottomless container. __________________ "Tout ce qui est exagéré est insignifiant." ("All that is exaggerated is insignificant.") - Talleyrand

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01-13-07, 11:31 AM	#2
Spoon 11th Seasoned Skipper Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Finland Posts: 689 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	300 tonnes ain't much.

01-14-07, 12:28 PM	#4
U-533 Samurai Navy Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: On my Boat Posts: 594 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Send in the Clowns Where are the Clowns Well maybe next year :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: