Things and people I should be able to machine gun - Page 4

Ducimus · 02-05-07, 10:55 PM

edit: Oops, wrong thead.

Payoff · 02-06-07, 08:54 AM

I think we should be able to machine gun: the next guy that posts a thread with the word BERNARD in it.

Sailor Steve · 02-06-07, 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Payoff

I think we should be able to machine gun: the next guy that posts a thread with the word BERNARD in it.

Payoff, you better hide...there's a lot of machine guns pointing your way.:rotfl:

Payoff · 02-06-07, 11:59 AM

No Wait!. . What I meant was . .the next one to start a thread...ouch...DIVING STATIONS! CLEAR THE BRIDGE! PREPARE TO DIVE! 30 DEGREE DOWN BUBBLE! DIVE! DIVE! DIVE! OWUUUGAH!

nedwreck · 02-07-07, 09:34 PM

Wellll, if the weathers nice, I will surface and chew up the little boats with my anti-aircraft guns.

That's always good for a few yuks.

Bob

gamers2000 · 02-08-07, 03:06 AM

LOL @ SHV:GTA!

If bernard's on your ship,steal a destroyer and DC your sub.

Then pick up the wads of cash left floating around.
Then do the Lance Vance Dance.

02-08-07, 03:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gamers2000

LOL @ SHV:GTA!

If bernard's on your ship,steal a destroyer and DC your sub.

Then pick up the wads of cash left floating around.
Then do the Lance Vance Dance.

Thats ol' style, we gotta do it gangsta way, homie...

geetrue · 02-08-07, 07:21 PM

Wow! I've never seen so many bored people ...

I just wanta sink some Japs ...

02-08-07, 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geetrue

Wow! I've never seen so many bored people ...

I just wanta sink some Japs ...

Get used to it....

Subnuts · 02-08-07, 07:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geetrue

Wow! I've never seen so many bored people ...

I just wanta sink some Japs ...

We're not so bored we end every third post with the same catchphrase.

NEON DEON · 02-08-07, 09:59 PM

I want to surface off of Santa Monica pier and shoot at the ferris wheel a la "1942"

Crow · 02-09-07, 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NEON DEON

I want to surface off of Santa Monica pier and shoot at the ferris wheel a la "1942"

hell yeah , baby

but wait untill Yoko Ono is riding it , kill 2 birds with one stone

Kresge · 02-09-07, 06:02 PM

I haven't thought about the deck so much as yearning to blow some sampans out of the water with the deck gun again!

NefariousKoel · 02-11-07, 04:50 AM

I believe this thread is legendary.

Also, I believe shooting hookers in the face is excusable while on leave. They may not save money on car insurance, but they sure do save money on hair conditioner!

02-11-07, 04:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NefariousKoel

I believe this thread is legendary.

Also, I believe shooting hookers in the face is excusable while on leave. They may not save money on car insurance, but they sure do save money on hair conditioner!

:rotfl:
Come on now, hookers ain't that bad... Imagine having a woman for a XO or say, Chief? Bad luck...

02-06-07, 08:54 AM	#47
Payoff Captain Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Nash Town, USA Posts: 525 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	I think we should be able to machine gun: the next guy that posts a thread with the word BERNARD in it. __________________ "Hit Shokaku class carrier with three out of six torpedos. Recieved 105 depth charges during three hour period. Heard four terrific explosions in the direction of target, two and one half hours after attack. Believe that baby sank!" Lieutenant Commander Herman Kossler USS Cavalla

02-06-07, 11:59 AM	#49
Payoff Captain Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Nash Town, USA Posts: 525 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	No Wait!. . What I meant was . .the next one to start a thread...ouch...DIVING STATIONS! CLEAR THE BRIDGE! PREPARE TO DIVE! 30 DEGREE DOWN BUBBLE! DIVE! DIVE! DIVE! OWUUUGAH! __________________ "Hit Shokaku class carrier with three out of six torpedos. Recieved 105 depth charges during three hour period. Heard four terrific explosions in the direction of target, two and one half hours after attack. Believe that baby sank!" Lieutenant Commander Herman Kossler USS Cavalla

02-08-07, 07:21 PM	#53
geetrue Cold War Boomer Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Walla Walla Posts: 2,837 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Wow! I've never seen so many bored people ... I just wanta sink some Japs ... __________________

02-09-07, 06:02 PM	#58
Kresge Engineer Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: The Motor City Posts: 209 Downloads: 4 Uploads: 0	I haven't thought about the deck so much as yearning to blow some sampans out of the water with the deck gun again! __________________ ". . . sailors do not fancy living underwater without breathing in sunshine occasionally." Commodore Joseph Smith commenting on the USS Monitor

02-11-07, 04:50 AM	#59
NefariousKoel Ace of the Deep Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: No-good Missouri scum Posts: 1,223 Downloads: 43 Uploads: 0	I believe this thread is legendary. Also, I believe shooting hookers in the face is excusable while on leave. They may not save money on car insurance, but they sure do save money on hair conditioner! __________________ "When Gary told me he had found Jesus, I thought, Yahoo! We're rich! But it turned out to be something different." - Jack Handey

02-05-07, 10:55 PM	#46
Ducimus Rear Admiral Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 12,987 Downloads: 67 Uploads: 2	edit: Oops, wrong thead.

02-07-07, 09:34 PM	#50
nedwreck Seaman Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 41 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Wellll, if the weathers nice, I will surface and chew up the little boats with my anti-aircraft guns. That's always good for a few yuks. Bob

02-08-07, 03:06 AM	#51
gamers2000 Bosun Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 68 Downloads: 14 Uploads: 0	LOL @ SHV:GTA! If bernard's on your ship,steal a destroyer and DC your sub. Then pick up the wads of cash left floating around. Then do the Lance Vance Dance.

02-08-07, 09:59 PM	#56
NEON DEON Ace of the Deep Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 1,207 Downloads: 39 Uploads: 5	I want to surface off of Santa Monica pier and shoot at the ferris wheel a la "1942"

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