You are offered $1 Million Dollars, now go forth and invent something! - Page 2

FIREWALL · 06-14-11, 10:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

Agreed, excellent observation.

Actually I have a friend who went back in time and killed the man who invented the time machine, which is why we don't have it anymore.

I went back in time just before your friend and killed him. And still have Time Machine.

flatsixes · 06-15-11, 07:42 AM

Flame-resistant wet suit!
Remote control swing set!
Vacuum-packed litter box!
Solar-powered tanning booth!
Water-proof charcoal lighter!
Child-proof retirement plan!
Parallel-Universal Health Care!
Left-handed football!
Mylar-coated dental floss (mint only)
Digitally-enhanced snow globe!
Smokeless chewing gum!
and
Disposable Pre-paid attorneys!

The check still hasn't cleared.

Jimbuna · 06-15-11, 07:59 AM

I really wouldn't mind inventing a replicator (as in Star Trek etc.).

kiwi_2005 · 06-15-11, 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Platapus

A time machine?

Didn't you already invent that next year?

I can't even think of a good come back to that question.

Of to watch reruns of Back to the Future and will get back to ya!

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Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,770 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I really wouldn't mind inventing a replicator (as in Star Trek etc.). __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

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06-15-11, 07:42 AM	#17
flatsixes Weps Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Virginia Posts: 362 Downloads: 8 Uploads: 0	Flame-resistant wet suit! Remote control swing set! Vacuum-packed litter box! Solar-powered tanning booth! Water-proof charcoal lighter! Child-proof retirement plan! Parallel-Universal Health Care! Left-handed football! Mylar-coated dental floss (mint only) Digitally-enhanced snow globe! Smokeless chewing gum! and Disposable Pre-paid attorneys! The check still hasn't cleared.