I usually dont whine ... - Page 2

Sailor Steve · 12-29-06, 11:37 AM

[quote=Schatten]

Quote:

Originally Posted by stabiz

Maybe they were just attempting to land to give the bullets back and the pilot got so distracted by your conning tower emblem that he just misjudged a tad on the landing?

:rotfl:

Those Brits; always so polite.

Herr Russ · 12-29-06, 01:55 PM

Bernard was on that plane & wanted to say hi to his shipmates

_Seth_ · 12-29-06, 02:24 PM

This is a classical episode, where blaming Bernard is the most proper to do. No doubt that he has contributed to this. Stabiz, you were a brave kaleun, but Bernard stupidly ended your career.. (Putting Christmas light on the Subs deck to celebrate, isnt a good idea as long as it resembles runway lights..)

And damn, GWX, for not letting Stabiz produce videos..

Now i'll just have to watch ordinary p*rn.......

:rotfl::rotfl:

stabiz · 12-29-06, 09:35 PM

:rotfl:

Seth, go to the corner of the bridge and dont come back until we are attacked by planes! Shame on you and your dirty brain!

_Seth_ · 12-29-06, 09:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stabiz

:rotfl:

Seth, go to the corner of the bridge and dont come back until we are attacked by planes! Shame on you and your dirty brain!

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:Blame the long patrols without women! :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Jimbuna · 12-30-06, 05:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by _Seth_

Quote:

Originally Posted by stabiz

:rotfl:

Seth, go to the corner of the bridge and dont come back until we are attacked by planes! Shame on you and your dirty brain!

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:Blame the long patrols without women! :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Don't let that stop you...the odd boat had a mascot IIRC :rotfl:

HunterICX · 12-30-06, 06:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Herr Russ

Bernard was on that plane & wanted to say hi to his shipmates

Just imagine that one,

In Plane:

Bernard: I miss the Uboat Warfare...my last captain was nice
Co-Pilot: Concentrate on the flying please
Bernard: Ooo...ok..flying is fun
Co-Pilot: It is a duty Bernard!
Bernard: I see a submarine...its my last captain!
Co-Pilot: I see...now continue the....
Bernard: Mesa Wanna say HI!
Co-Pilot: What?!

On the Sub:

WO: Airplane Spotted!
Capt: I see man the flaks!
WO: Ow dear god...dont let it be true...I read on the Side
Capt: What!?!?!!
WO: Its...its...BERNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD!
Capt:FIRE ON WILL!!! FIRE ON WILL!!! SHOOT THAT PLANE DOWN!!! I WANT THAT PLANE DOWN!
WO: But sir its our Spy plane we captured!
Capt: I dont CARE!!! SHOOT THAT SON OF A (BLEEP!) DOWN!

On plane:
Bernard: HIIIIIIIIIIIIII KALEUN!!!!!!!!
Co-Pilot: NO BERNARD!!! DONT!!! DIVE!

On Sub:
Capt: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

*CRASH!*

Bernard: Hi captain!
Capt: YOU LITTLE (BLEEP)!!! I,M GOING TO KILL YOU!!!!!

1 hour later on a Row boat:

Capt: For god sakes..what a day.
Co-Pilot: Now I know why the Kriegsmarine wanted to get rid of him
Capt: Yeah, BERNARD KEEP ROWING!
*BONK!*
Capt: What was that!
Bernard: Its a black big round spikey ball in the water sir, let me poke it with my peddel.
Capt&Co-Pilot: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

:rotfl:

_Seth_ · 12-30-06, 03:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HunterICX

Just imagine that one,

In Plane:

Bernard: I miss the Uboat Warfare...my last captain was nice
Co-Pilot: Concentrate on the flying please
Bernard: Ooo...ok..flying is fun
Co-Pilot: It is a duty Bernard!
Bernard: I see a submarine...its my last captain!
Co-Pilot: I see...now continue the....
Bernard: Mesa Wanna say HI!
Co-Pilot: What?!

On the Sub:

WO: Airplane Spotted!
Capt: I see man the flaks!
WO: Ow dear god...dont let it be true...I read on the Side
Capt: What!?!?!!
WO: Its...its...BERNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD!
Capt:FIRE ON WILL!!! FIRE ON WILL!!! SHOOT THAT PLANE DOWN!!! I WANT THAT PLANE DOWN!
WO: But sir its our Spy plane we captured!
Capt: I dont CARE!!! SHOOT THAT SON OF A (BLEEP!) DOWN!

On plane:
Bernard: HIIIIIIIIIIIIII KALEUN!!!!!!!!
Co-Pilot: NO BERNARD!!! DONT!!! DIVE!

On Sub:
Capt: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

*CRASH!*

Bernard: Hi captain!
Capt: YOU LITTLE (BLEEP)!!! I,M GOING TO KILL YOU!!!!!

1 hour later on a Row boat:

Capt: For god sakes..what a day.
Co-Pilot: Now I know why the Kriegsmarine wanted to get rid of him
Capt: Yeah, BERNARD KEEP ROWING!
*BONK!*
Capt: What was that!
Bernard: Its a black big round spikey ball in the water sir, let me poke it with my peddel.
Capt&Co-Pilot: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

:rotfl:

OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1:rotfl:: rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:Thats some of the best i have ever red about Bernard!!!!!!!!!!!!! You should write more like this!!! I LAUGHED MY @SS OFF!!!!1

@ Jimbuna: :rotfl::rotfl:the mascot scared, and he's hiding...I dont know why, but it could have something to do with a boat full of dirty men who havent seen womans in a looong time...:rotfl::rotfl:
@Stabiz: Sorry, dont mean to hijack....

Jimbuna · 12-30-06, 03:51 PM

Quote:

@ Jimbuna: :rotfl::rotfl:the mascot scared, and he's hiding...I dont know why, but it could have something to do with a boat full of dirty men who havent seen womans in a looong time...:rotfl::rotfl:
@Stabiz: Sorry, dont mean to hijack....

Tell that to the mascot mate...I believe you....honestly.....thousands wouldn't mind :rotfl: :rotfl:

JU_88 · 12-30-06, 04:10 PM

Oh you gotta watch out for those Goth sunderlands

bigboywooly · 12-30-06, 04:15 PM

:rotfl: :rotfl:

azn_132 · 12-30-06, 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by _Seth_

Quote:

Originally Posted by HunterICX

Just imagine that one,

In Plane:

Bernard: I miss the Uboat Warfare...my last captain was nice
Co-Pilot: Concentrate on the flying please
Bernard: Ooo...ok..flying is fun
Co-Pilot: It is a duty Bernard!
Bernard: I see a submarine...its my last captain!
Co-Pilot: I see...now continue the....
Bernard: Mesa Wanna say HI!
Co-Pilot: What?!

On the Sub:

WO: Airplane Spotted!
Capt: I see man the flaks!
WO: Ow dear god...dont let it be true...I read on the Side
Capt: What!?!?!!
WO: Its...its...BERNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD!
Capt:FIRE ON WILL!!! FIRE ON WILL!!! SHOOT THAT PLANE DOWN!!! I WANT THAT PLANE DOWN!
WO: But sir its our Spy plane we captured!
Capt: I dont CARE!!! SHOOT THAT SON OF A (BLEEP!) DOWN!

On plane:
Bernard: HIIIIIIIIIIIIII KALEUN!!!!!!!!
Co-Pilot: NO BERNARD!!! DONT!!! DIVE!

On Sub:
Capt: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

*CRASH!*

Bernard: Hi captain!
Capt: YOU LITTLE (BLEEP)!!! I,M GOING TO KILL YOU!!!!!

1 hour later on a Row boat:

Capt: For god sakes..what a day.
Co-Pilot: Now I know why the Kriegsmarine wanted to get rid of him
Capt: Yeah, BERNARD KEEP ROWING!
*BONK!*
Capt: What was that!
Bernard: Its a black big round spikey ball in the water sir, let me poke it with my peddel.
Capt&Co-Pilot: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

:rotfl:

OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1:rotfl:: rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:Thats some of the best i have ever red about Bernard!!!!!!!!!!!!! You should write more like this!!! I LAUGHED MY @SS OFF!!!!1

@ Jimbuna: :rotfl::rotfl:the mascot scared, and he's hiding...I dont know why, but it could have something to do with a boat full of dirty men who havent seen womans in a looong time...:rotfl::rotfl:
@Stabiz: Sorry, dont mean to hijack....

Put this in the uboat stories tread thang homie.

azn_132 · 12-30-06, 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JU_88

Oh you gotta watch out for those Goth sunderlands

U should put that in the humorous pic place.

johan_d · 12-30-06, 05:11 PM

Meanwhile in London...

Churchill; "Any news from the front?"

Chamberlain; "Naah, nothing new..just"

Churchill; "Hmm, dont hold back chap"

Chamberlain; "Royal Navy picked up some remarkable chaps sir"

Churchill; "Remarkable ?"

Chamberlain; "Yes sir, one is called Bernard, he is caught in a row boat, wanted to
attack the Royal navy with a row boat"

Churchill; "well thats silly, it could be a yank!"

Chamberlain; "euh yes, but he is German"

Churchill; "hmm, put him with that other lunatic, Hess, they can exchange their
stories with eachother"

Chaimberlain; "Ok, will do sir, gotta go to munich to see another"

12-29-06, 02:24 PM	#18
_Seth_ Ocean Warrior Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: In Tromsoe, @Tirpitz' final resting place.. Posts: 3,277 Downloads: 94 Uploads: 0	This is a classical episode, where blaming Bernard is the most proper to do. No doubt that he has contributed to this. Stabiz, you were a brave kaleun, but Bernard stupidly ended your career.. (Putting Christmas light on the Subs deck to celebrate, isnt a good idea as long as it resembles runway lights..) And damn, GWX, for not letting Stabiz produce videos.. Now i'll just have to watch ordinary p*rn....... :rotfl::rotfl: __________________

12-29-06, 09:35 PM	#19
stabiz Silent Hunter Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Norway Posts: 4,224 Downloads: 14 Uploads: 0	:rotfl: Seth, go to the corner of the bridge and dont come back until we are attacked by planes! Shame on you and your dirty brain! __________________

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bigboywooly Rear Admiral Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Swindon, England Posts: 10,151 Downloads: 35 Uploads: 0	:rotfl: :rotfl: __________________ My mediafire page http://www.mediafire.com/?11eoq19bq9r41

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12-29-06, 01:55 PM	#17
Herr Russ Officer Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: San Diego, CA. Posts: 246 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Bernard was on that plane & wanted to say hi to his shipmates

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JU_88 Silent Hunter Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: UK Posts: 3,837 Downloads: 11 Uploads: 0	Oh you gotta watch out for those Goth sunderlands

12-30-06, 05:11 PM	#29
johan_d Samurai Navy Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 556 Downloads: 113 Uploads: 1	Meanwhile in London... Churchill; "Any news from the front?" Chamberlain; "Naah, nothing new..just" Churchill; "Hmm, dont hold back chap" Chamberlain; "Royal Navy picked up some remarkable chaps sir" Churchill; "Remarkable ?" Chamberlain; "Yes sir, one is called Bernard, he is caught in a row boat, wanted to attack the Royal navy with a row boat" Churchill; "well thats silly, it could be a yank!" Chamberlain; "euh yes, but he is German" Churchill; "hmm, put him with that other lunatic, Hess, they can exchange their stories with eachother" Chaimberlain; "Ok, will do sir, gotta go to munich to see another"