The Bilge - Page 121

Eichhörnchen · 07-08-20, 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wolferz

I have a moonlit palm to cross with it.

Hey Beast,
You one of them Gen xers or a yer?

I can vouch for these two maritime miscreants... provided there's enough room for their nuts

Moonlight · 07-08-20, 06:01 PM

^You've changed your tune Mr Squirrel, just last week you said I was a certain male appendage, I didn't know what one of those things was but my doctor put me right about it when I asked her. You'd better watch your nuts if I was you Mr Squirrel or I'll be having some of them.

Eichhörnchen · 07-09-20, 05:16 AM

Wolferz · 07-09-20, 05:31 PM

You can ask for his surrender...
But, he'll just say "Nuts!"

Texas Red · 07-09-20, 09:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wolferz

You can ask for his surrender...
But, he'll just say "Nuts!"

Armistead · 07-09-20, 09:43 PM

Well, I got the message that "Our leader was back" and all I can say is BS! I have led this boat successfully for years in Wolferz's absence sort of and if he thinks he's gonna come in here like Miley Cyrus again and take over....he's more than welcome to! It's like a breathe of fresh air in a litter box. i will have to men go topside with some lard soap and freshen up for you. Good to see you ole friend!

Will I be returning to my post as your trusted exec or what?

Aktungbby · 07-10-20, 01:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Armistead

Well, I got the message that "Our leader was back" and all I can say is BS! I have led this boat successfully for years in Wolferz's absence sort of and if he thinks he's gonna come in here like Miley Cyrus again and take over....he's more than welcome to! It's like a breathe of fresh air in a litter box. i will have to men go topside with some lard soap and freshen up for you. Good to see you ole friend!

Will I be returning to my post as your trusted exec or what?

Quote:

Originally Posted by AKBBY's PM

THE BILGE LIVES AGAIN! WOLFERZ CHECKED IN!

...IMPLYING HE'S BACK TO STAY

BACK TO YOUR POST SIR!

akbby-C.O.B.

All Hands on deck!Our exec has returned to duty!

Wolferz · 07-10-20, 08:08 AM

Armistead,
'Sup?

All we need now is for Steve to show up with all of his
"Thou shalt not" tom foolery.

Aktungbby · 07-10-20, 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wolferz

Armistead,
'Sup?

All we need now is for Steve to show up with all of his
"Thou shalt not" tom foolery.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Quatro

Time for everyone to mis-spell something so we can find out how Steve is doing

HE's been absent for a fortnight; I'm worried

BILGE DECOY 1 ''los''

Warning: don't look if you love Burger King Whoppers or Big Macs!

< should bring him to the surface pretty damn quick!

mapuc · 07-10-20, 01:48 PM

I'm I still required to do the toilet cleaning service, now that the big boss has returned....or shall i see myself as fired/kicked of the boat ?

Markus

Aktungbby · 07-10-20, 02:10 PM

NAH Aboard the Bilge you're mobile ballast: just stay in shape for those mad dashes to the bow during crash dives!

Armistead · 07-10-20, 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wolferz

Armistead,
'Sup?

All we need now is for Steve to show up with all of his
"Thou shalt not" tom foolery.

Not much, farm life now for me and the ...the...er, boss. Green acres sort of thing..I haven't fired a torpedo in 5 or 6 years now. Bear is getting old and hangs out with a younger gal, a flat hair named Envy. The boss has 5 show poodles now and I didn't see her much, but she's home all the time now due to the many current crisis, plus she can't go to Europe. I also started collecting antique magazines. It appears I'm getting better looking with age too...

Wolferz · 07-10-20, 07:35 PM

Good to see you and Bear are still kicking.

Know what them boys on the farm say?
FARM OUT!

Wolferz · 07-12-20, 08:31 PM

ARMISTEAD HAS BEEN HEADING UP THE HERMETIC ORDER OF THE BLUE FLAMERS SOCIETY

makes me glad it's hermetic.

Aktungbby · 07-12-20, 09:01 PM

with my hemorrhoids, blue flaming is decidedly harmetic!

07-08-20, 06:01 PM	#1802
Moonlight Ocean Warrior Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Fookhall Copse Posts: 2,522 Downloads: 184 Uploads: 0	^You've changed your tune Mr Squirrel, just last week you said I was a certain male appendage, I didn't know what one of those things was but my doctor put me right about it when I asked her. You'd better watch your nuts if I was you Mr Squirrel or I'll be having some of them. __________________

07-09-20, 05:16 AM	#1803
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 17,455 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	__________________

07-09-20, 05:31 PM	#1804
Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	You can ask for his surrender... But, he'll just say "Nuts!" __________________ Tomorrow never comes

07-09-20, 09:43 PM	#1806
Armistead Rear Admiral Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: on the Dan Posts: 10,880 Downloads: 364 Uploads: 0	Well, I got the message that "Our leader was back" and all I can say is BS! I have led this boat successfully for years in Wolferz's absence sort of and if he thinks he's gonna come in here like Miley Cyrus again and take over....he's more than welcome to! It's like a breathe of fresh air in a litter box. i will have to men go topside with some lard soap and freshen up for you. Good to see you ole friend! Will I be returning to my post as your trusted exec or what? __________________ You see my dog don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.

07-10-20, 08:08 AM	#1808
Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	All da rats... Armistead, 'Sup? All we need now is for Steve to show up with all of his "Thou shalt not" tom foolery. __________________ Tomorrow never comes

07-10-20, 01:48 PM	#1810
mapuc CINC Pacific Fleet Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Denmark Posts: 20,548 Downloads: 37 Uploads: 0	I'm I still required to do the toilet cleaning service, now that the big boss has returned....or shall i see myself as fired/kicked of the boat ? Markus

07-10-20, 02:10 PM	#1811
Aktungbby Gefallen Engel U-666 Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: On a tilted, overheated, overpopulated spinning mudball on Collision course with Andromeda Galaxy Posts: 30,056 Downloads: 24 Uploads: 0	NAH Aboard the Bilge you're mobile ballast: just stay in shape for those mad dashes to the bow during crash dives! __________________ "Only two things are infinite; The Universe and human squirrelyness?!!

07-10-20, 07:35 PM	#1813
Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	Armistead... Good to see you and Bear are still kicking. Know what them boys on the farm say? FARM OUT! __________________ Tomorrow never comes

07-12-20, 08:31 PM	#1814
Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	I know where you've been.... ARMISTEAD HAS BEEN HEADING UP THE HERMETIC ORDER OF THE BLUE FLAMERS SOCIETY makes me glad it's hermetic. __________________ Tomorrow never comes

07-12-20, 09:01 PM	#1815
Aktungbby Gefallen Engel U-666 Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: On a tilted, overheated, overpopulated spinning mudball on Collision course with Andromeda Galaxy Posts: 30,056 Downloads: 24 Uploads: 0	with my hemorrhoids, blue flaming is decidedly *harmetic!* __________________ "Only two things are infinite; The Universe and human squirrelyness?!! Last edited by Aktungbby; 07-12-20 at 10:57 PM.

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