Something rather sinister...

xxx · 11-29-08, 06:27 PM

Just started a new career, took a look around the boat and noticed once again that there are bloodied handprints on the pine partitions between the sonar room and the captains bed. Does anyone know why this is on every boat?

Anyway just curious,

xxx

IanC · 11-29-08, 07:01 PM

I like to think the Kaleun let his 5 year old kid run around the boat with his hands full of paint.

Sailor Steve · 11-29-08, 07:02 PM

More rumors and lies. Always blaming poor Bernard. I hid out one night and noticed the second engineman, Kurt, never washes his hands. Every time Bernard gets assigned to clean it up, there's Kurt again, putting his oily fingers everywhere.

Actually, I think he does it on purpose.

meduza · 11-29-08, 07:24 PM

It's Bernard's blood, from the days when he was Chief Engineer. After the convoy attack, Bernard was ordered to dive the boat, he got carried away and plowed the boat into the bottom. The Kaleun threw his stopwatch into Bernard's head. Running away from mad Kaleun, Bernard left bloody handprints all over the place.

Mittelwaechter · 11-29-08, 08:02 PM

I just wanted to tell the Kaleun there is no soap in the head!

11-29-08, 09:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Mittelwaechter

I just wanted to tell the Kaleun there is no soap in the head!

Really wish I hadn't just grabbed a bowl of cereal before reading this

Brag · 11-29-08, 09:50 PM

Red Paint on The Fingers sounds like a new song.

Jimbuna · 11-30-08, 01:15 PM

Could be from the 'golden rivet' initiation ceremony :p

FIREWALL · 11-30-08, 03:19 PM

Possible female on board ?:p

Jimbuna · 11-30-08, 05:13 PM

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Originally Posted by FIREWALL

Possible female on board ?:p

OMG!!

richardphat · 11-30-08, 06:51 PM

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Originally Posted by FIREWALL

Possible female on board ?:p

Scandalous! Woman on board, they bring bad luck!

xxx · 12-01-08, 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted by FIREWALL

Possible female on board ?:p

Someone always has to come up with these. It's just like school...

Piggy · 12-01-08, 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by xxx

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Originally Posted by FIREWALL

Possible female on board ?:p

Someone always has to come up with these. It's just like school...

You mean like "stay away from the red tide, dont eat the oysters!"...

xxx · 12-01-08, 06:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Piggy

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Originally Posted by xxx

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Originally Posted by FIREWALL

Possible female on board ?:p

Someone always has to come up with these. It's just like school...

You mean like "stay away from the red tide, dont eat the oysters!"...

:rotfl: Emocation can only express my feelings now.

Paul_IronCoffin · 12-01-08, 06:28 PM

Oh my lord, this conversation continues to plumb new depths. Leave it there..

11-29-08, 06:27 PM	#1
xxx Watch Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 24 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Something rather sinister... Just started a new career, took a look around the boat and noticed once again that there are bloodied handprints on the pine partitions between the sonar room and the captains bed. Does anyone know why this is on every boat? Anyway just curious, xxx

11-29-08, 07:02 PM	#3
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	More rumors and lies. Always blaming poor Bernard. I hid out one night and noticed the second engineman, Kurt, never washes his hands. Every time Bernard gets assigned to clean it up, there's Kurt again, putting his oily fingers everywhere. Actually, I think he does it on purpose. __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

11-29-08, 07:24 PM	#4
meduza Ace of the Deep Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: on patrol Posts: 1,035 Downloads: 40 Uploads: 0	It's Bernard's blood, from the days when he was Chief Engineer. After the convoy attack, Bernard was ordered to dive the boat, he got carried away and plowed the boat into the bottom. The Kaleun threw his stopwatch into Bernard's head. Running away from mad Kaleun, Bernard left bloody handprints all over the place. __________________

11-29-08, 08:02 PM	#5
Mittelwaechter The Old Man Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 1,304 Downloads: 35 Uploads: 0	I just wanted to tell the Kaleun there is no soap in the head! __________________ 10 happy wolves rear 90 blinded, ensnared sheep. 90 happy sheep banish the wolves. Arrest the 1% - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQ6hg1oNeGE

11-29-08, 09:50 PM	#7
Brag Navy Seal Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Docked on a Russian pond Posts: 7,072 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	Red Paint on The Fingers sounds like a new song. __________________ Espionage, adventure, suspense, are just a click away Click here to look inside Brag's book: Amazon.com: Kingmaker: Alexey Braguine: Books Order Kingmaker here: http://www.subsim.com/store.html For Tactics visit:http://www.freewebs.com/kielman/

11-29-08, 07:01 PM	#2
IanC Grey Wolf Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Running silent and deep Posts: 902 Downloads: 3 Uploads: 0	I like to think the Kaleun let his 5 year old kid run around the boat with his hands full of paint.

11-30-08, 01:15 PM	#8
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,525 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Could be from the 'golden rivet' initiation ceremony :p __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

11-30-08, 03:19 PM	#9
FIREWALL Eternal Patrol Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: CATALINA IS. SO . CAL USA Posts: 10,108 Downloads: 511 Uploads: 0	Possible female on board ?:p __________________ RIP FIREWALL I Play GWX. Silent Hunter Who ???

12-01-08, 06:28 PM	#15
Paul_IronCoffin Gunner Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: St. James, Barbados Posts: 99 Downloads: 24 Uploads: 0	Oh my lord, this conversation continues to plumb new depths. Leave it there.. __________________

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