Quotes - Page 17

rifleman13 · 07-22-08, 07:57 AM

Lisa Simpson: Ralph can't be president. He's the dumbest person on the dumbest percentile group.
Homer Simpson: A president doesn't have to be smart. All he has to do is point the army and shoot.
Lisa Simpson: But he's eight, and the Constitution says you have to be thirty-five to be president.
Bart Simpson: Lis, I'm pretty sure the Patriot Act killed the Constitution to protect our rights.
- from The Simpsons episode E Pluribus Wiggum

Jimbuna · 07-22-08, 08:56 AM

I would never die for my beliefs, because I might be wrong. ]

--Bertrand Russell

mcf1 · 07-22-08, 09:01 AM

Venienti occurrite morbo
Meet the misfortune as it comes
-Aulus Persius Flaccus

mcf1 · 07-22-08, 11:19 AM

What the F>>K are you doing?
you have 3 broken ribs, you can barely breathe and you're lighting a cigarette
You're crazy.
-my girlfriend, 10 minutes ago

Jimbuna · 07-22-08, 01:01 PM

Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
-- Winston Spencer Churshill (replying to Lady Astor's comment 'Sir, you're drunk!')

Sailor Steve · 07-22-08, 01:28 PM

Jim, ya gotta read the thread.

Especially #60.

Jimbuna · 07-22-08, 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

Jim, ya gotta read the thread.

Especially #60.

Aw come on...cut a guy a little slack, mine was historically accurate.

Mind you, I concede I didn't check back...but does anybody

StdDev · 07-22-08, 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimbuna

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

Jim, ya gotta read the thread.

Especially #60.

Aw come on...cut a guy a little slack, mine was historically accurate.

Mind you, I concede I didn't check back...but does anybody

Off with their heads!
Queen of Hearts
Alice's Adventures in Wonderland

Jimbuna · 07-22-08, 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StdDev

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimbuna

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

Jim, ya gotta read the thread.

Especially #60.

Aw come on...cut a guy a little slack, mine was historically accurate.

Mind you, I concede I didn't check back...but does anybody

Off with their heads!
Queen of Hearts
Alice's Adventures in Wonderland

LMAO :rotfl:

Sailor Steve · 07-22-08, 09:27 PM

Jump down the guy's throat now. You can always apologize later.
-seems to be my motto these days.

I've used the ':rotfl: ' so much I must have the skinniest 'A' in town.

NOT!

Jimbuna · 07-23-08, 03:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

Jump down the guy's throat now. You can always apologize later.
-seems to be my motto these days.

I've used the ':rotfl: ' so much I must have the skinniest 'A' in town.

NOT!

There you go beating yourself up again when there is absolutely no need. Here, let me give you a hand.

--Jimbuna :rotfl:

StdDev · 07-23-08, 02:31 PM

I want to decide who lives and who dies

Crow T. Robot
Mystery Science Theater 3000

AVGWarhawk · 07-23-08, 02:39 PM

My favorite bumper sticker quote

"Support Lap Dancing.".

Jimbuna · 07-23-08, 03:22 PM

In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice that still continues.

-- Helen Rowland

Platapus · 07-23-08, 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AVGWarhawk

My favorite bumper sticker quote

"Support Lap Dancing.".

One of my favourite bumper stickers read' Humpty was pushed

07-22-08, 08:56 AM	#242
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 191,042 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I would never die for my beliefs, because I might be wrong. ] --Bertrand Russell __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

07-22-08, 01:01 PM	#245
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 191,042 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. -- Winston Spencer Churshill (replying to Lady Astor's comment 'Sir, you're drunk!') __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

07-22-08, 01:28 PM	#246
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	Jim, ya gotta read the thread. Especially #60. __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

07-22-08, 09:27 PM	#250
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	Jump down the guy's throat now. You can always apologize later. -seems to be my motto these days. I've used the ':rotfl: ' so much I must have the skinniest 'A' in town. NOT! __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

07-23-08, 02:39 PM	#253
AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 28,293 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	My favorite bumper sticker quote "Support Lap Dancing.". __________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road

07-22-08, 07:57 AM	#241
rifleman13 Grey Wolf Join Date: May 2008 Location: Depth-charged to Kingdom Come Posts: 927 Downloads: 28 Uploads: 0	Lisa Simpson: Ralph can't be president. He's the dumbest person on the dumbest percentile group. Homer Simpson: A president doesn't have to be smart. All he has to do is point the army and shoot. Lisa Simpson: But he's eight, and the Constitution says you have to be thirty-five to be president. Bart Simpson: Lis, I'm pretty sure the Patriot Act killed the Constitution to protect our rights. - from The Simpsons episode E Pluribus Wiggum

07-22-08, 09:01 AM	#243
mcf1 Seasoned Skipper Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Greece, Volos Posts: 710 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	Venienti occurrite morbo Meet the misfortune as it comes -Aulus Persius Flaccus

07-22-08, 11:19 AM	#244
mcf1 Seasoned Skipper Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Greece, Volos Posts: 710 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	What the F>>K are you doing? you have 3 broken ribs, you can barely breathe and you're lighting a cigarette You're crazy. -my girlfriend, 10 minutes ago

07-23-08, 02:31 PM	#252
StdDev Legend of the Sea Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: the Great Wet North Posts: 635 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	I want to decide who lives and who dies Crow T. Robot Mystery Science Theater 3000

07-23-08, 03:22 PM	#254
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 191,042 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice that still continues. -- Helen Rowland __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

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