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Old 07-06-08, 01:20 PM   #1
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LOL Well Balz... its been nice knowing ya.
J.S. Balz writes:

My dear Penelope,

It takes more than a couple of shells from a British battleship to knock out such a heroic fihure as myself. The only damage I suffered is a scorched tea cozy. Could you knit me a replacement? A design with bunnies would be nice.

I would then invite you to my quarters where you could admire my medals and my magnificent personna.

Sincerely,

Kptlt. Johan Sebastian Balz
Hero of the Kriegsmarine.
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the most striking part of the whole text...

you let bernard grease the torpedoes.

WTF man!!!???

think about that for a second. Bernard + proximity to high explosives = bad
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Old 07-07-08, 10:33 AM   #3
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Balz is wondering.

Why the kind Penelope did not respond to his quarters offer.

How can anyone refuse an offer from the greatest Captain
ever to set sail?????
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Old 07-07-08, 01:12 PM   #4
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Hahaha great job (as usual/expected) herr Balz! Next time Winston should send another Nelson, but with 12 escorts, hehe
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In this way, Balz will be GrossAdmiral soon.
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Old 07-07-08, 07:42 PM   #6
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In more ways than one.
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Balz is wondering.

Why the kind Penelope did not respond to his quarters offer.

How can anyone refuse an offer from the greatest Captain
ever to set sail?????
Because a GWX Technomage hexed my heart before Balz showed up.
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Meanwhile some where in Germany.

"Men we have successfully cloned are U-Boat war hero Balz."

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Meanwhile some where in Germany.

"Men we have successfully cloned are U-Boat war hero Balz."
Too bad the war will be over long before he is old enough to command a U-Boat. :rotfl:
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Meanwhile some where in Germany.

"Men we have successfully cloned are U-Boat war hero Balz."
Too bad the war will be over long before he is old enough to command a U-Boat. :rotfl:
Next step growth hormones.
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