A tale of Woe (Balz)

[UnderseaLcpl]

Originally Posted by Brag

a)When I strut up and down the railway station parading my medals, people will say, "There goes Balz, the hero of the Kriegsmarine without oak leaves." I find this very distressing.

b)Now that I have written my preceeding grievances, which are ahead of these lines which are succeeding the preceeding, I'm off to a hoochie woochie party. All Kaleuns are invited.

Kptlt. Johan Sebastian Balz
Hero of the Kriegsmarine.

a) I overheard someone saying just that in the cafe the other day. Frankly, I was irate.
b) I will be attending. What shall I bring besides tributes to your magnificence?