Quotes

[Arclight]

This kinda dropped of, but guess what? It's saturday! So;

"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on."
-Dean Martin

"A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her."
-W.C. Fields

"The easiest way to spot a wanker in a pub is to look around and find who's drinking a Corona with a slice of lemon in the neck."
-Warwick Franks

"I drink to make other people interesting."
-George Jean Nathan

"I never met a pub I didn't like."
-Pete Slosberg, Founder of Pete's Brewing Company

"All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer."
-Homer Simpson

[Hitman]

My favourite one -which I'm going to use as signature as soon as I have 5 minutes to do it :p - is an old spanish say that could translate more or less like this:

"Wiser is the devil for being old, than for being the devil"

It highlights what I have learned to be the most important thing on life to make you succeed: experience

Also, here are some quotes from my father:

"Sons have the right to be wrong, fathers have the right to say later to the sons "I told you so!"

"..he, as all self-made men, made himself wrong"

"No lesson is too expensive if it is learned well"

[Sailor Steve]

Originally Posted by McBeck

I found for my dads 60 birthday...its translated to english from danish, so let me see if I can find the source...

Sorry - No source, but im fairly certain that its Danish

I saw the Communism/Capitalism one in a MAD magazine back in the '60s.

"It is every child's God-given right to be a disappointment to his parents."
-Rocky Russo (a good friend of mine)

[Kratos]

Get down from there! before you break your neck.If you dont i'll break it for you.
''My Mother''

[rifleman13]

-onelifecrisis

PS:correct me if I'm wrong!

[clive bradbury]

sumus semper in excretum… sed alta variat...

[Arclight]

“Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them down people's throats.”

Howard Aiken
US computer scientist (1900 - 1973)

[mcf1]

Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherf......g snakes on this motherfu.....g plane!

Samuel L. Jackson from the movie Snakes on a plane
voted as #55 of "The 100 Greatest Movie Lines" by Premiere in 2007

[Raptor1]

"When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout"

It's from Herman Wouk's The Caine Mutiny, not sure if it was originally from somewhere else though

[mcf1]

“Being second is to be the first of the ones who lose.”
-Ayrton Senna

[rifleman13]

Closing your eyes forces you to look at the darkness inside.
-Max Payne

[Ishmael]

A man born to hang ain't gonna die of drowning.

He's slicker than greased owl s**t.

He's slicker than snot on a glass doorknob.

He came down with a case of the dribbling ****s and mechanized dandruff.

Women are only as pretty as a lightswitch.

Women always get prettier the closer to 2 AM you get.

All Dadisms from Raymond W. Scott, The Inadvertent Pacifist.

[Arclight]

Buy the ticket, take the ride.
Hunter S. Thompson

[Iceman]

The fear of the LORD is the beginning of knowledge: but fools despise wisdom and instruction.

For the commandment is a lamp; and the law is light; and reproofs of instruction are the way of life:

There is a way which seemeth right unto a man, but the end thereof are the ways of death.

Iron sharpeneth iron; so a man sharpeneth the countenance of his friend.

My sig has one of my favorites, though I'm also fond of this one, taking from a game forum with a user having broken english. "I think it may help you if you're into selfdom."

"Essentially, Democracy is spyware you get while downloading Parliamentarism."