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Old 06-18-08, 09:56 PM   #1
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What does Rock Salt and a shotgun make?

A 12 gauge margarita!

That one cracked me up yesterday.

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I don't get it. Where is the drink part?
Think red martini!
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Old 06-19-08, 05:29 AM   #2
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Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.
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If you want peace - prepare for war
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Old 06-19-08, 06:32 AM   #5
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One of my favourites, seen on a page of a wall-calender:

"Wem genug nicht reicht, der hat nie genug.": For whom enough isn't enough, it will never be enough.

I love it, it is so much wisdom in it. Plus: it is a recipe for happiness.
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WARNING GUYS THIS MAY BRING WATER TO YOUR EYES.............


Berlin is the testicle of the West. When I want the West to scream, I squeeze on Berlin.
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Vae Victis...

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Berlin is the testicle of the West. When I want the West to scream, I squeeze on Berlin.
Nikita Khrushchev
So true for the post WWII era. It was all about Berlin...
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