"Message received..."

[the.terrabyte.pirate]

Originally Posted by Freiwillige

Teletype mark urgent

To:B.D.U.

From:Reich chancellery Berlin, Fuhrer H.Q.

From this day forth I have promoted Fritz von Titz C&C of the Deutsches Kreigsmarine. His sacrifice and tireless duty to the fatherland is duly noted.

No wonder they tried to assasinate Hitler. He was obviously mad...:rotfl:

[the.terrabyte.pirate]

FROM: BDU
TO: ALL VESSELS WITHIN 48 HOURS DISTANCE OF U 1/3RD

A state of war now exists against the greatest menace that the fatherland has ever known. An enemy so reckless, so cunning, and so pathetic, that our hands are forced.

For once, there is peace across the Atlantic, for all the nations of the world have agreed to put all their differences aside for a 48 hour period to answer the call of destiny.

In what has been called the most monumentous undertaking of our time, the real fuhrer has been released from his cellar prison in the Austrian alps, and the doppelganger that has replaced him for the last 4 months has been eliminated. All orders made by the imposter have been recinded, and he cursed his bastard overlord Von Titz with his final breath. Admiral Donutz is back in command of the Kreigsmarine, and is itching for action.

We are gathered together, one world united, in the Swiss capital. Hitler, Churchill, Stalin, Roosevelt and Hirohito have signed a document leading to the cessation of hostilities for a 48 hour period, and for that 48 hours the combined military might of all the countries on earth will squash the bastard Titz like a bug. His ego is so great that it threatens to suck the world into a black hole. His mania is so vast that a million Frueds working at a milliion typewriters could not produce a prognosis in a million years. His delusions of grandeur threaten the very fabric of the space / time continuum. He can not surrender, for he and his mutinous crew will be shot on sight. He cannot retreat, as Titz is an enemy to democrat, socialist, and facist alike. He cannot fight, because he has run out of torpedoes, and his deck gun is full of canned sausage.

One way or another, he will sink, and we will party like it's 1949.

Lord Haw Haw

[Brag]

This has to stop. If I fall off my chair laughing again , I will break my neck :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[Freiwillige]

Somewhere in the mid atlantic.......

(von Titz) We are done for! Contacts all around us and closing!
(Balz) Nien! Nein Kammeraden! we still have amunition!
(von Titz) Did you put plan Sunderdopf into effect like ordered Balz?)
(Balz)Jahwohl herr Kaleun, Sunderkopf was completed 4 months ago she should be here at these coordinates by now!
(VT)Its a good thing the plan went off as expected. The Tommy's still beleive they had sunk her.
(Bernard)What is Sunderkopf?
(VT) ist die largest unterseeboot yet! Whas the real fuhrer on board?
(Balz)Jahwohl herr Kaleun!
(Balz)Bernard man deck gun! Load canned sausage ammunition!

With that the tremendous battle begins. The type IXB+ Ausf.h improved was a small target and sank many a tnk can being holed by canned sausages. But the bigger ships, The capital ships were closing fast! Just as time was running out for our hero's Sunderkopf surfaced!

(Bernard)Its the Sunderkopf Bizmark!

With in moment's the worlds navy's are crushed as the BB/U-boot Bizmark crash dives.

(Bernard)Well their he goes again Balz sighning autographs for the survivers!

[Blacklight]

From: KAPITÄNLEUTNANT Blacklight, U124

To: BDU

Does this mean that I have to toss out this nice tea cozy ?

[bookworm_020]

That it!

I'm joining the Air Force! Everyone elso is nuts

[Sailor Steve]

You just now figured that out?

[HunterICX]

Originally Posted by bookworm_020

That it!

I'm joining the Air Force! Everyone elso is nuts

You sure about that?

we have the reputation of a bunch flying clowns

HunterICX