Crocodiles dive just like a submarine

[Kipparikalle]

Originally Posted by jimbuna

So where do these buggers store their torpedoes

They only have one single torpedo-tube on the stern.
The rest you can imagine by yourself.

[Brag]

Originally Posted by Kipparikalle

They only have one single torpedo-tube on the stern.
The rest you can imagine by yourself.

Another interesting crocodata --Despite their impressive jaws, crocks can't chew worth a damn because they can't move the jaws sideways. They grab their victim and store it in an underwater hole and let it rot. When the meat is soft enough, they scarf up.

After the meal, the crock will lie on a beach with its mouth open. A certain tupe of bird comes and cleans the crock's teeth.

[Jimbuna]

Originally Posted by Brag

Another interesting crocodata --Despite their impressive jaws, crocks can't chew worth a damn because they can't move the jaws sideways. They grab their victim and store it in an underwater hole and let it rot. When the meat is soft enough, they scarf up.

After the meal, the crock will lie on a beach with its mouth open. A certain tupe of bird comes and cleans the crock's teeth.

Great!! so I've spent most of my life worrying about getting bit off a crocodile for nothing

[kenijaru]

more crocodata (is this a copyright violation? :P):
altho a crock can bite your arm off (well, maybe not), you can actually tape their jaws shut. Becase most of the muscles are for shutting, and they only have a few to open their jaws.

As Crocs and Alligators are several million years old,
They have developed lock jaw and arthritis.
That's why thier jaws don't work right

That's what Momma says!
:rotfl:

[_Seth_]

*Moving this to the GT forum, mateys!*

[Elmer Kosterman]

These fine beasts can't chew, but they procure smalls pieces of meat by biting onto a carcass with the front of their jaws and rolling around in the water, tearing off a piece of flesh.

[Brag]

Originally Posted by Elmer Kosterman

These fine beasts can't chew, but they procure smalls pieces of meat by biting onto a carcass with the front of their jaws and rolling around in the water, tearing off a piece of flesh.

That's right, Koster.
They twirl with the chunk of meat in their mouth. (But I never heard them sing the hoochie-woochie :rotfl: :rotfl: ).