Idea for the Subsim meet

[STEED]

Sounds like a excuse for a gay p*ss up orgy to me.


Note to myself
STEED you cynical bastard.

Note to myself
So What?

[Jimbuna]

LMAO

[Dowly]

Originally Posted by _Seth_

Submarine sleepover...and a frigate thing.... I cant wait to watch it on CNN:

"BREAKING NEWS:
This morning Texas police reported a submarine stolen. During an international Subsim-meeting, the participants got extremly drunk, and decided to "show the IJN where to stick the torpedoes", according to "left-behind-on-the-dock-with-a-hangover" Neal Stevens. According to him the submarine's crew consists of US citizens, + several fanatic foreigners, and their leader (and captain) is non other than the famous Kpt. Lehmann, who is the brain behind the SH3-mod "GWX".
On the question about the submarine beeing armed, Mr. Stevens said that two members called "Jimbuna" and "Brag" had contacted some "delivery firm" in south-america, and had managed to fill the boat with torpedoes. Police investegation shows that these to individuals actually went down to South-America and purchased these weapons, and that they paid with something they called "Hoochie-woochie". FBI are continuing the investegation on this matter, and has so far rounded up a gang of dancing bananas.
The US navy is continuing the search for the submarine, and other ports are on red alert in case the crew plans to dock to get more beer.

CNN will be back with more!..."

ROFLMAO!! :rotfl::rotfl:

[bookworm_020]

Originally Posted by _Seth_

Submarine sleepover...and a frigate thing.... I cant wait to watch it on CNN:

"BREAKING NEWS:
This morning Texas police reported a submarine stolen. During an international Subsim-meeting, the participants got extremly drunk, and decided to "show the IJN where to stick the torpedoes", according to "left-behind-on-the-dock-with-a-hangover" Neal Stevens. According to him the submarine's crew consists of US citizens, + several fanatic foreigners, and their leader (and captain) is non other than the famous Kpt. Lehmann, who is the brain behind the SH3-mod "GWX".
On the question about the submarine beeing armed, Mr. Stevens said that two members called "Jimbuna" and "Brag" had contacted some "delivery firm" in south-america, and had managed to fill the boat with torpedoes. Police investegation shows that these to individuals actually went down to South-America and purchased these weapons, and that they paid with something they called "Hoochie-woochie". FBI are continuing the investegation on this matter, and has so far rounded up a gang of dancing bananas.
The US navy is continuing the search for the submarine, and other ports are on red alert in case the crew plans to dock to get more beer.

CNN will be back with more!..."

No Ammo for the deck gun and Machine Guns???:hmm: You call that preperation? Let me know when the sub departs. I will be there with the lastest location of the Japanese Whaling fleet, plenty of tonnage and Greenpeace and Sea Sheperd will thank you!

[mapuc]

Here's an another idea for the subsim met

When their are at the paintball, why not split into two teams. Team one could call themself the wolfpack and team number 2 could cal themself the Tincan

Just an idea.

Markus

[FIREWALL]

Originally Posted by _Seth_

Submarine sleepover...and a frigate thing.... I cant wait to watch it on CNN:

"BREAKING NEWS:
This morning Texas police reported a submarine stolen. During an international Subsim-meeting, the participants got extremly drunk, and decided to "show the IJN where to stick the torpedoes", according to "left-behind-on-the-dock-with-a-hangover" Neal Stevens. According to him the submarine's crew consists of US citizens, + several fanatic foreigners, and their leader (and captain) is non other than the famous Kpt. Lehmann, who is the brain behind the SH3-mod "GWX".
On the question about the submarine beeing armed, Mr. Stevens said that two members called "Jimbuna" and "Brag" had contacted some "delivery firm" in south-america, and had managed to fill the boat with torpedoes. Police investegation shows that these to individuals actually went down to South-America and purchased these weapons, and that they paid with something they called "Hoochie-woochie". FBI are continuing the investegation on this matter, and has so far rounded up a gang of dancing bananas.
The US navy is continuing the search for the submarine, and other ports are on red alert in case the crew plans to dock to get more beer.

CNN will be back with more!..."

wireles message sent by some drunken idiot named FIREWALL > "Those two told me it was sausage containers I was helping them lug onboard to go with the beer"

[Kapitan_Phillips]

You HAVE to play this in the bus:

[FIREWALL]

Originally Posted by Kapitan_Phillips

You HAVE to play this in the bus:

[_Seth_]

Originally Posted by FIREWALL

wireles message sent by some drunken idiot named FIREWALL > "Those two told me it was sausage containers I was helping them lug onboard to go with the beer"

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

[TarJak]

Originally Posted by jimbuna

Actually, Kpt. Lehmann is a smoker and TarJak isn't so I reckon it'll be the Kpt and I up top having a fag and TarJak laughing like a heathen as he turns the final clip on the conning tower hatch until he is offered a bribe substantial enough to open it again.

Hey you! No smoking above decks either!

Now where did I leave that welding gear???:hmm:

If you boys want to come topside it will cost ya!

[Jimbuna]

LOL

[Brag]

For full realism, everyone must smoke to calm their nerves. We will have a wasserbomben announcer competition. No coughing allowed while in silent running

[STEED]

Drull

[Jimbuna]

Originally Posted by Brag

For full realism, everyone must smoke to calm their nerves. We will have a wasserbomben announcer competition. No coughing allowed while in silent running

Just bring plenty of copies of The Kingmaker......at a staff reduction of course :p

[nikimcbee]

Originally Posted by STEED

Sounds like a excuse for a gay p*ss up orgy to me.


Note to myself
STEED you cynical bastard.

Note to myself
So What?

I have to convince my friends that this trip to Texas is not what you think it is .

But that's okay, it's easier than the last time, when I was going to meet this guy in Texas, that I meet on the the internet. He offered me dinner and a personal tour of a submarine. Queue YMCA now