how about a cooking station???

[TomcatMVD]

"Not enough crew in the diesel engines compartment Herr Kaleun! They are having a hard time on the loo trying to get rid of those old canned sardines you used on today's meal!"...
Or a pop up message saying something like: "The wind is too strong and the boat is swinging too much for the cook to be able to actually cook anything... you should have gotten a microwave with those renown points "