For all the people complaining about wives/girlfriends

[Blacklight]

If you really want to push the wife/girlfriend over the edge, do what I do. Give your computer girls names and put pictures of them on your desktop. (Make sure they're wholesome mind you). My Desktop, I call Rogue and it has a picture of a comic cover of Roge from the X-Men on it, and my laptop is nammed Laura and it's wallpaper is a picture of a character created by me for City of Heroes.
Then make sure to change your windows sound files to make it seem like the girls are talking to you when you do stuff.
When I shut Rogue down, she says "The girls are right ! You are a charmer !":rotfl:

I have half a mind to get ahold of my wife's laptop and put the Rogue wallpaper on it and have it say on boot up "Keep your mits offa' mah man !!!" :rotfl:

I did this all in response to my wife beginning to get jealous of my computers. hehe. Now she's used to them.. even though she calls them my "Square headed mistresses".