Party to honour Balz

Oberon · 01-17-08, 02:49 PM

I hope Kaleu Balz has put in a request form to BdU for a new tea-cosy!

U-35 fires her deck gun in celebration for the re-

What do you mean bad weather?

Oh yeah...

U-35's deck gunner shouts "Bang!" in celebration for the safe return of U-52!

We'll join the party once we've finished our jaunt around the North Sea and the extreme edges of DER KANAL.

Dowly · 01-17-08, 02:52 PM

*Dowly walks in pissed drunk*

-Guten Abend, Balz.

*walks over to Balz and pukes in his lap*

-I'm not in condition to sail... but I can always fly.

*Dowly leaves and the roar of Daimler Bentz is heard outside alongside many screams from soldiers trying to get as far as possible from the plane*

Oberon · 01-17-08, 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dowly

-I'm not in condition to sail... but I can always fly.

Wait...wait...

:hmm:

Do you fly Swordfisches, Herr Dowly? :hmm:

Abd_von_Mumit · 01-17-08, 03:30 PM

From: Oberleutnant zur See Herbert Mann, commander of true U-52, 2nd Flotilla Wilhelmshaven

To: BdU

CLASSIFIED, OF EXTREME IMPORTANCE

On our way to designated sea area. Got a radio report saying that U-52 just reached the French port of Brest, severly damaged. That must be a fake boat. I repeat - the so called U-52 is not the true one. U-52 hasn't encountered any enemy yet, no damage taken, no torpedoes launched, noone dead nor wounded. No need for supplies or repairs. Stay alert.

[-]

Brag · 01-17-08, 03:45 PM

After saying hello to Dowley, Balz pours champagne over his trousers. "It's the same colour as piss," He remarks, laughing. "Great men like me piss champagne."

"By the way, they finally promoted me to Kapitanleutnant. That full stripe on my slves looks good, ja?

BulSoldier · 01-17-08, 04:02 PM

Long live the BalZ ! Long live the BalZ ! Long live the BalZ !

It was time to return my dear Johan, we were getting worried about you !

Brag · 01-17-08, 04:05 PM

Balz requests his favorite song. The Tube V Stern Bananas comply with a lively rendition.

Balz is the Greatest Hoochie Woochie.

Jimbuna · 01-17-08, 04:08 PM

Ivan Putski · 01-17-08, 02:54 PM

Sounds like a grand time is in store for all, let the booze flow, and don`t forget to spend time with Lily Marlene.

01-17-08, 03:30 PM	#4
Abd_von_Mumit The Old Man Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Warszawa, Polska Posts: 1,453 Downloads: 46 Uploads: 4	From: Oberleutnant zur See Herbert Mann, commander of true U-52, 2nd Flotilla Wilhelmshaven To: BdU CLASSIFIED, OF EXTREME IMPORTANCE On our way to designated sea area. Got a radio report saying that U-52 just reached the French port of Brest, severly damaged. That must be a fake boat. I repeat - the so called U-52 is not the true one. U-52 hasn't encountered any enemy yet, no damage taken, no torpedoes launched, noone dead nor wounded. No need for supplies or repairs. Stay alert. [-] __________________ Long, hard, wet and full of seamen. My precious. SH3+GWX+OLC — sunk x4, retired x2; SH5+TDW — still exploring My SH5 mods: EQuaTool - Elite Quality Map Tools, Patrol Routine Scripts, No Logo Intro Menu_Animation, Less Annoying Stopwatch Links: SH5 mods I use, FileFront, Manual plotting how-to

01-17-08, 03:45 PM	#5
Brag Navy Seal Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Docked on a Russian pond Posts: 7,072 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	After saying hello to Dowley, Balz pours champagne over his trousers. "It's the same colour as piss," He remarks, laughing. "Great men like me piss champagne." "By the way, they finally promoted me to Kapitanleutnant. That full stripe on my slves looks good, ja? __________________ Espionage, adventure, suspense, are just a click away Click here to look inside Brag's book: Amazon.com: Kingmaker: Alexey Braguine: Books Order Kingmaker here: http://www.subsim.com/store.html For Tactics visit:http://www.freewebs.com/kielman/

01-17-08, 04:02 PM	#6
BulSoldier Samurai Navy Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Burgas/Bulgaria Posts: 550 Downloads: 40 Uploads: 0	Long live the BalZ ! Long live the BalZ ! Long live the BalZ ! It was time to return my dear Johan, we were getting worried about you ! __________________ By the hour !

01-17-08, 04:05 PM	#7
Brag Navy Seal Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Docked on a Russian pond Posts: 7,072 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	Balz requests his favorite song. The Tube V Stern Bananas comply with a lively rendition. Balz is the Greatest Hoochie Woochie. __________________ Espionage, adventure, suspense, are just a click away Click here to look inside Brag's book: Amazon.com: Kingmaker: Alexey Braguine: Books Order Kingmaker here: http://www.subsim.com/store.html For Tactics visit:http://www.freewebs.com/kielman/

01-17-08, 04:08 PM	#8
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,712 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	__________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

01-17-08, 02:49 PM	#1
Oberon Lucky Jack Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,976 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 20	I hope Kaleu Balz has put in a request form to BdU for a new tea-cosy! U-35 fires her deck gun in celebration for the re- What do you mean bad weather? Oh yeah... U-35's deck gunner shouts "Bang!" in celebration for the safe return of U-52! We'll join the party once we've finished our jaunt around the North Sea and the extreme edges of DER KANAL.

01-17-08, 02:52 PM	#2
Dowly Lucky Jack Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Finland Posts: 25,054 Downloads: 32 Uploads: 0	Dowly walks in pissed drunk -Guten Abend, Balz. walks over to Balz and pukes in his lap -I'm not in condition to sail... but I can always fly. Dowly leaves and the roar of Daimler Bentz is heard outside alongside many screams from soldiers trying to get as far as possible from the plane

01-17-08, 02:54 PM	#9
Ivan Putski Captain Join Date: May 2005 Location: Memphis, Tn. U.S.A. Posts: 548 Downloads: 21 Uploads: 0	Sounds like a grand time is in store for all, let the booze flow, and don`t forget to spend time with Lily Marlene. __________________ " Is He?..........Yeah..........Nothing Moving, But His Watch."

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