OH OH, Balz Sinks 100K on GWX2.0

Stealth Hunter · 01-08-08, 03:07 AM

0800 Hours
01/5/1940
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To : U-52 (Leutnant J. Balz)
From : Kptlt. Erich von Stroppel (Flotilla 7)

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Leutnant Balz,

BdU sent me the news of your 100,000+ claim. Good to hear we've got someone to match up to the standards of the aces of today. Unfortunately, the Olympics have been cancelled. No hoochie woochie to interrupt the stadium I'm afraid. Fortunately, we've gotten word of a fat convoy lurking around Loch Ewe. Got about 30 freighters in her, or so I'm told from Herr Dönitz. I've had to sit in a few meetings with him these past couple of days regarding the status of our U-boat fleet.

In response to this great achievement, I am sending to you 3 crystal containers filled with cognac, vintage 1810 (100 years before my birth) and a typewriter (personally for you). This should make those long voyages easier and also more exciting, though I'm requesting that you keep the cognac at base due to the conditions of U-boats, as you're already educated on. Note that the typewriter is the latest model, and it's much easier to use than those primitive ones our parents were using during the Great War. Hope you enjoy it.

Must go now. We're reviewing plans on a new U-boat that we might be able to put into comission early next year.

Hals- und Beinbruch!

-Kapitänleutnant Von Stroppel

Brag · 01-09-08, 06:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stealth Hunter

0800 Hours
01/5/1940
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To : U-52 (Leutnant J. Balz)
From : Kptlt. Erich von Stroppel (Flotilla 7)

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Leutnant Balz,

BdU sent me the news of your 100,000+ claim. Good to hear we've got someone to match up to the standards of the aces of today. Unfortunately, the Olympics have been cancelled. No hoochie woochie to interrupt the stadium I'm afraid. Fortunately, we've gotten word of a fat convoy lurking around Loch Ewe. Got about 30 freighters in her . . .
-Kapitänleutnant Von Stroppel

Loch Ewe? Eeeeeeew!
The flotilla surgeon says my fabulous physique has a severe allergy to shallow water. It has to do with salt concentrations that seriously shorten the life span of heroic and talented U-boot Komandants such as myself.

Thanks you for the ancient cognac. That is very hoochie woochie.

LT.z.S. Johan Sebastian Balz
A hero dedicated to the service of the Vaterland.

Stealth Hunter · 01-11-08, 12:31 AM

This hoochie woochie has become like Fonzie saying, "Heeyyyyyy!"

Avatar · 01-11-08, 02:15 PM

Congrats!

Brag · 01-11-08, 10:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stealth Hunter

This hoochie woochie has become like Fonzie saying, "Heeyyyyyy!"

Oblt.z.S. J.S. Balz writes:

Non Schmops Kapop reinforces hoochie woochie boom-boom.

Kpt. Lehmann · 01-11-08, 10:54 PM

Gezundheit!

Blacklight · 01-11-08, 11:44 PM

I'm still waiting for Balz to sink the entire British Isles and not just her ships. :rotfl:

"Great Britain went down today for a total of 50000000000000000 billion tons thanks to Kaleun Balz for this remarkable achievement !"

johan_d · 01-12-08, 01:08 AM

From: BDU
To : U52

BE MORE AGGRESSIVE!

ENDE

siber · 01-12-08, 06:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stealth Hunter

This hoochie woochie has become like Fonzie saying, "Heeyyyyyy!"

Do I get shot for asking: Who's Fonzie? I don't understand...

Brag · 01-12-08, 11:16 AM

Yeah, who is Fonzie? How did he get in here?

Sailor Steve · 01-12-08, 12:43 PM

"Aaaaayyy!"

The Fonz:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fonzie

me262 · 01-12-08, 12:51 PM

That explains why I can never find anything to sink

01-08-08, 03:07 AM	#1
Stealth Hunter Silent Hunter Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Y'ha-Nthlei Posts: 4,262 Downloads: 19 Uploads: 0	"Message Sent!" 0800 Hours 01/5/1940 ------------ To : U-52 (Leutnant J. Balz) From : Kptlt. Erich von Stroppel (Flotilla 7) ------------ Leutnant Balz, BdU sent me the news of your 100,000+ claim. Good to hear we've got someone to match up to the standards of the aces of today. Unfortunately, the Olympics have been cancelled. No hoochie woochie to interrupt the stadium I'm afraid. Fortunately, we've gotten word of a fat convoy lurking around Loch Ewe. Got about 30 freighters in her, or so I'm told from Herr Dönitz. I've had to sit in a few meetings with him these past couple of days regarding the status of our U-boat fleet. In response to this great achievement, I am sending to you 3 crystal containers filled with cognac, vintage 1810 (100 years before my birth) and a typewriter (personally for you). This should make those long voyages easier and also more exciting, though I'm requesting that you keep the cognac at base due to the conditions of U-boats, as you're already educated on. Note that the typewriter is the latest model, and it's much easier to use than those primitive ones our parents were using during the Great War. Hope you enjoy it. Must go now. We're reviewing plans on a new U-boat that we might be able to put into comission early next year. Hals- und Beinbruch! -Kapitänleutnant Von Stroppel

01-11-08, 10:54 PM	#6
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01-11-08, 11:44 PM	#7
Blacklight Ocean Warrior Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Connecticut Posts: 2,507 Downloads: 145 Uploads: 0	I'm still waiting for Balz to sink the entire British Isles and not just her ships. :rotfl: "Great Britain went down today for a total of 50000000000000000 billion tons thanks to Kaleun Balz for this remarkable achievement !" __________________ Be my friend or be a mushroom cloud. "I am coming at you. You will explode in a couple of minutes !"

01-12-08, 11:16 AM	#10
Brag Navy Seal Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Docked on a Russian pond Posts: 7,072 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	Yeah, who is Fonzie? How did he get in here? __________________ Espionage, adventure, suspense, are just a click away Click here to look inside Brag's book: Amazon.com: Kingmaker: Alexey Braguine: Books Order Kingmaker here: http://www.subsim.com/store.html For Tactics visit:http://www.freewebs.com/kielman/

01-12-08, 12:43 PM	#11
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	"Aaaaayyy!" The Fonz: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fonzie __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

01-11-08, 12:31 AM	#3
Stealth Hunter Silent Hunter Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Y'ha-Nthlei Posts: 4,262 Downloads: 19 Uploads: 0	This hoochie woochie has become like Fonzie saying, "Heeyyyyyy!"

01-11-08, 02:15 PM	#4
Avatar Commodore Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Way out there Posts: 603 Downloads: 24 Uploads: 0	Congrats!

01-12-08, 01:08 AM	#8
johan_d Samurai Navy Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 556 Downloads: 113 Uploads: 1	From: BDU To : U52 BE MORE AGGRESSIVE! ENDE

01-12-08, 12:51 PM	#12
me262 Seaman Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: UK Posts: 32 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	That explains why I can never find anything to sink __________________ Uboats to the bitter end

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