OH OH, Balz Sinks 100K on GWX2.0

[TomcatMVD]

Originally Posted by Brag

J.S. Balz writes:
Gracias, amigo!

Now that's being a clever guy!

[sunvalleyslim]

Herr Balz,
Kapt Willi Luck sends all his best. He has been imprisoned in the U.S., along with his crew. They are relaxing and playing volleyball on Venice Beach Ca.
They are inviting you come and enjoy the sun and fun........
Regards,
CMDR R. Fudge
Commanding officer POW Camp #103

[Stealth Hunter]

0800 Hours
01/5/1940
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To : U-52 (Leutnant J. Balz)
From : Kptlt. Erich von Stroppel (Flotilla 7)

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Leutnant Balz,


BdU sent me the news of your 100,000+ claim. Good to hear we've got someone to match up to the standards of the aces of today. Unfortunately, the Olympics have been cancelled. No hoochie woochie to interrupt the stadium I'm afraid. Fortunately, we've gotten word of a fat convoy lurking around Loch Ewe. Got about 30 freighters in her, or so I'm told from Herr Dönitz. I've had to sit in a few meetings with him these past couple of days regarding the status of our U-boat fleet.

In response to this great achievement, I am sending to you 3 crystal containers filled with cognac, vintage 1810 (100 years before my birth) and a typewriter (personally for you). This should make those long voyages easier and also more exciting, though I'm requesting that you keep the cognac at base due to the conditions of U-boats, as you're already educated on. Note that the typewriter is the latest model, and it's much easier to use than those primitive ones our parents were using during the Great War. Hope you enjoy it.

Must go now. We're reviewing plans on a new U-boat that we might be able to put into comission early next year.


Hals- und Beinbruch!



-Kapitänleutnant Von Stroppel

[Brag]

Originally Posted by Stealth Hunter

0800 Hours
01/5/1940
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To : U-52 (Leutnant J. Balz)
From : Kptlt. Erich von Stroppel (Flotilla 7)

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Leutnant Balz,


BdU sent me the news of your 100,000+ claim. Good to hear we've got someone to match up to the standards of the aces of today. Unfortunately, the Olympics have been cancelled. No hoochie woochie to interrupt the stadium I'm afraid. Fortunately, we've gotten word of a fat convoy lurking around Loch Ewe. Got about 30 freighters in her . . .
-Kapitänleutnant Von Stroppel

Loch Ewe? Eeeeeeew!
The flotilla surgeon says my fabulous physique has a severe allergy to shallow water. It has to do with salt concentrations that seriously shorten the life span of heroic and talented U-boot Komandants such as myself.

Thanks you for the ancient cognac. That is very hoochie woochie.

LT.z.S. Johan Sebastian Balz
A hero dedicated to the service of the Vaterland.

[Stealth Hunter]

This hoochie woochie has become like Fonzie saying, "Heeyyyyyy!"

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Congrats!

[Brag]

Originally Posted by Stealth Hunter

This hoochie woochie has become like Fonzie saying, "Heeyyyyyy!"

Oblt.z.S. J.S. Balz writes:

Non Schmops Kapop reinforces hoochie woochie boom-boom.

[Kpt. Lehmann]

Gezundheit!

[siber]

Originally Posted by Stealth Hunter

This hoochie woochie has become like Fonzie saying, "Heeyyyyyy!"

Do I get shot for asking: Who's Fonzie? I don't understand...

[Brag]

Yeah, who is Fonzie? How did he get in here?

[Brag]

Originally Posted by sunvalleyslim

Herr Balz,
Kapt Willi Luck sends all his best. He has been imprisoned in the U.S., along with his crew. They are relaxing and playing volleyball on Venice Beach Ca.
They are inviting you come and enjoy the sun and fun........
Regards,
CMDR R. Fudge
Commanding officer POW Camp #103

Dear Commander Fudge,
Thank you for your kind invitation. Besides the Three Stooges, southern California doesn't have the essential hoochie woochies for my cultural development. I plan to continue displaying my skillful volleyballing on European beaches.

Lt.z.S. Johan Sebastian Balz
Kriegsmarine