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11-30-07, 05:41 PM
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Watch Officer
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Gunner
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When I drive to work I approach an overpass. Sometimes there's a train passing and I estimate which box car I will intercept when I pass under it!
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11-30-07, 08:03 PM
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Seaman
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Is it possible to play too much SH3?
Ok, when you realize that you haven't earned a single study point at the university since you bought SH3 
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11-30-07, 08:11 PM
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Captain
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When you let green mold grow on your bread before eating it.
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12-02-07, 10:04 PM
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Ocean Warrior
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when you look through law books just to find mounitng an 88 on your porch is illegal....
when you start judging AOB on nearby cars as you drive... when you jump at every little thing (phone ringing).... when you hum tipperary on a regular basis... when TVs are foreign objects.... when you prefer to be called herrr kaleun....even by your best friends...IN HIGH SCHOOL! Sledgehammer427
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12-02-07, 11:38 PM
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Ocean Warrior
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..you try to drive your car to work at speeds higher than 1x.
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12-03-07, 07:35 AM
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Grey Wolf
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88 - don't have a garden, but a balcony - yes AOB - yes jump - yes tipperary song - yes TV - :hmm: what's that ?? kaleun - no, they call me "Thomsen! Das ist Thomsen!"
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12-03-07, 09:15 AM
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When you start calculating loading times when you replace flashlight batteries....
True story. Happened just yesterday.
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12-03-07, 06:14 PM
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Eternal Patrol
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Trucks, on the other hand...and also calculate tonnage. 
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12-03-07, 06:57 PM
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Grey Wolf
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When stop at a red light and say all stop!
You text to your firends enigma codes. When see a plane pass by and say man the flak guns. when you play all day and night and take liitle breaks as possible.
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05-04-08, 02:57 AM
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Seasoned Skipper
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Von Hally: thats quite a good idea actually
i'm changing my ringtone to 'Neuer Funkspruch, Herr Kaleun!' (still not correct i expect but marginally better spelling)
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05-04-08, 07:10 AM
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Planesman
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When you see a truck on a road some distance ahead, which crosses the road you're on and the first thing that pops into your head is that you're lucky that you have an almost perfect 90 degree AoB...
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05-04-08, 12:45 PM
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My Commercial Director, at work, used to command carriers for the US Navy... His ringtone is a sonar ping. This is not good for my nerves... 
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05-05-08, 02:30 AM
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Electrician's Mate
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I work at a college and every time i hear the class bell, i think im under attack.
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Weps
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when you do or think all the things you read on these threads (I do)
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