Brave, bold or ignorent skipper??

Brag · 11-20-07, 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by joho

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Originally Posted by bigboywooly

Perhaps it was Hess's escape boat

:rotfl:

Well he did "Hessitate" when we offered him a ride in the sub.

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: Excellent!!

Canovaro · 11-21-07, 03:20 AM

I can imagine you were a bit surprised

GoldenRivet · 11-21-07, 04:00 AM

good thing you stumbled across him first.

Imagine if he was sailing along, on his round the world tour about to complete his journey, when suddenly a black swan comes rushing out of the rising sun... guns blazing!

Or he is rounding dover and spots two low flying hurricaines "Oh look those tommies are giving me a bit of a low pass for good luck... news of my Journey must have easily spread to the Brits by now!"

RAT TAT TAT TAT TAT TAT !!!

i could see his log entry

"17 May 1940

Nearing the end of my Journey, the old yacht has held up well despite being attacked by a pair of british hurricaines and charged by what appeared to be a British Destroyer.

the main mast was almost a total loss, but i managed some quick repairs... the bullet holes in my sails are patched with my dirty underwear... which there are no shortage of on board now i can assure you!

I should hope to be nearing Germany within a few days time, immediately upon entering port i shall enlist in the u-boat service and have my revenge!

Signed,

Yacht Capt. Bernard!"

BulSoldier · 11-21-07, 05:46 AM

I was to suggest it was some Bernard relative but it seems it was The Bernard ! Bad that huricanes didnt put a hole in his head.

11-21-07, 04:00 AM	#3
GoldenRivet Subsim Aviator Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Texas Posts: 8,726 Downloads: 146 Uploads: 0	good thing you stumbled across him first. Imagine if he was sailing along, on his round the world tour about to complete his journey, when suddenly a black swan comes rushing out of the rising sun... guns blazing! Or he is rounding dover and spots two low flying hurricaines "Oh look those tommies are giving me a bit of a low pass for good luck... news of my Journey must have easily spread to the Brits by now!" RAT TAT TAT TAT TAT TAT !!! i could see his log entry "17 May 1940 Nearing the end of my Journey, the old yacht has held up well despite being attacked by a pair of british hurricaines and charged by what appeared to be a British Destroyer. the main mast was almost a total loss, but i managed some quick repairs... the bullet holes in my sails are patched with my dirty underwear... which there are no shortage of on board now i can assure you! I should hope to be nearing Germany within a few days time, immediately upon entering port i shall enlist in the u-boat service and have my revenge! Signed, Yacht Capt. Bernard!" __________________

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BulSoldier Samurai Navy Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Burgas/Bulgaria Posts: 550 Downloads: 40 Uploads: 0	I was to suggest it was some Bernard relative but it seems it was The Bernard ! Bad that huricanes didnt put a hole in his head. __________________ By the hour !

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11-21-07, 03:20 AM	#2
Canovaro Ace of the Deep Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Netherlands Posts: 1,062 Downloads: 34 Uploads: 0	I can imagine you were a bit surprised