J.S. Balz. VOTE! - Page 2

KeptinCranky · 08-21-07, 01:04 PM

I say keep him, but make him take a long, long vacation in Bavaria, I don't mind if he sends a postcard now and then, then send him to the Carribean in late 1943, that's when we'll be needing his superb skills (and so will he

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KeptinCranky

Brag · 08-21-07, 07:17 PM

The official 2400 hrs GMT results:

He drives me nutz, but keep him 16 37.21%
He drives me nutz, shoot him 13 30.23%
He drives me nutz send him to a sanatorium 3 6.98%
Hr drives me nutz send him to the Balzic Sea 3 6.98%
I like hoochie woochie 8 18.60%

BDU's Decision to be posted shortly.

Brag · 08-21-07, 07:44 PM

From BDU
To all U-Boat Komandants.
Decision after Balz poll.

As you can see, the keep him option is slightly ahead of the shoot him. Then, the Hoochie-woochie factor creates a decisive majority in favor of keeping Balz.

Of course, BDU reviewed this case on strictly naval merit.
In command of the type VIIC U-53. Kptlt. Balz logged 8 patrols, 2 local training cruises and 6 combat patrols. He has never returned from patrol with less than 100,000 BRT to his credit. Presently he has accumulated a total of 712,622 BRT, no mean amount for a VII type U-Boat.

Balz has returned to Lorient today at noon. He reported a frustrating 26 day patrol with 5 torpedo failures, 2 premature explosions and 3 that failed to detonate. Nevertheless, his tonnage was 108,426 BRT.

Therefore BDU is basing U-53 & Kptlt. Balz in Lorient. Case closed.

Doenitz

Kaleu. Jochen Mohr · 08-22-07, 04:50 AM

more ego comming... i can see it already

Canovaro · 09-30-07, 07:44 AM

Keep him. He will be the only thing left to laugh about when we have lost the war.

Petsman · 10-01-07, 04:30 AM

Balz is the salt and pepper of the forum!!

Spruence M · 10-01-07, 01:06 PM

Due to the abnormally long depth charge we sustained. Our response came in late:

"Although that Herr Balz is an upmost arragent and most times, annoying kalueen. This Kapt. believe that however insulted 1 person might feel about him, his arragance and self worship can be, with some skill, taken as quite humorous. That said, I believe BdU should continue to supply him with all the duties and privlages of his rank. What is more, he wages a very successfull submarine war."

KAPITÄNLEUTNANT OTTO REIMANN
U-2506

08-21-07, 07:17 PM	#17
Brag Navy Seal Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Docked on a Russian pond Posts: 7,072 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	The official 2400 hrs GMT results: He drives me nutz, but keep him 16 37.21% He drives me nutz, shoot him 13 30.23% He drives me nutz send him to a sanatorium 3 6.98% Hr drives me nutz send him to the Balzic Sea 3 6.98% I like hoochie woochie 8 18.60% BDU's Decision to be posted shortly. __________________ Espionage, adventure, suspense, are just a click away Click here to look inside Brag's book: Amazon.com: Kingmaker: Alexey Braguine: Books Order Kingmaker here: http://www.subsim.com/store.html For Tactics visit:http://www.freewebs.com/kielman/

08-21-07, 07:44 PM	#18
Brag Navy Seal Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Docked on a Russian pond Posts: 7,072 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	From BDU To all U-Boat Komandants. Decision after Balz poll. As you can see, the keep him option is slightly ahead of the shoot him. Then, the Hoochie-woochie factor creates a decisive majority in favor of keeping Balz. Of course, BDU reviewed this case on strictly naval merit. In command of the type VIIC U-53. Kptlt. Balz logged 8 patrols, 2 local training cruises and 6 combat patrols. He has never returned from patrol with less than 100,000 BRT to his credit. Presently he has accumulated a total of 712,622 BRT, no mean amount for a VII type U-Boat. Balz has returned to Lorient today at noon. He reported a frustrating 26 day patrol with 5 torpedo failures, 2 premature explosions and 3 that failed to detonate. Nevertheless, his tonnage was 108,426 BRT. Therefore BDU is basing U-53 & Kptlt. Balz in Lorient. Case closed. Doenitz __________________ Espionage, adventure, suspense, are just a click away Click here to look inside Brag's book: Amazon.com: Kingmaker: Alexey Braguine: Books Order Kingmaker here: http://www.subsim.com/store.html For Tactics visit:http://www.freewebs.com/kielman/

08-22-07, 04:50 AM	#19
Kaleu. Jochen Mohr Ocean Warrior Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: in my sub Posts: 2,741 Downloads: 47 Uploads: 0	more ego comming... i can see it already __________________ Gruß

10-01-07, 04:30 AM	#21
Petsman Gunner Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Everywhere Posts: 91 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Balz is the salt and pepper of the forum!! __________________ Chances favour the prepared mind! GWX 3.0 SH3 Commander 3.2@94% Realism.

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View Poll Results: What should we do about Balz?
He drives me nutz, but keep him	24	36.92%
He drives me nutz, shoot him	21	32.31%
He drives me nutz send him to a sanatorium	4	6.15%
Hr drives me nutz send him to the Balzic Sea	4	6.15%
I like hoochie woochie	12	18.46%
Voters: 65. You may not vote on this poll

08-21-07, 01:04 PM	#16
KeptinCranky Ace of the Deep Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Netherlands Posts: 1,050 Downloads: 3 Uploads: 0	I say keep him, but make him take a long, long vacation in Bavaria, I don't mind if he sends a postcard now and then, then send him to the Carribean in late 1943, that's when we'll be needing his superb skills (and so will he ) KeptinCranky

09-30-07, 07:44 AM	#20
Canovaro Ace of the Deep Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Netherlands Posts: 1,062 Downloads: 34 Uploads: 0	Keep him. He will be the only thing left to laugh about when we have lost the war.

10-01-07, 01:06 PM	#22
Spruence M Sonar Guy Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: 14 Meters Posts: 394 Downloads: 29 Uploads: 0	Due to the abnormally long depth charge we sustained. Our response came in late: "Although that Herr Balz is an upmost arragent and most times, annoying kalueen. This Kapt. believe that however insulted 1 person might feel about him, his arragance and self worship can be, with some skill, taken as quite humorous. That said, I believe BdU should continue to supply him with all the duties and privlages of his rank. What is more, he wages a very successfull submarine war." KAPITÄNLEUTNANT OTTO REIMANN U-2506