J.S. Balz. VOTE!

Brag · 08-18-07, 11:03 PM

To all Kaleuns
From BDU.

We have had plenty of problems with Bernard.
Now we have another problem: Kptlt. J.S. Balz, the pride of the Kriegsmarine.
Driven out of my skull, as a final measure, I ask you. Kaleuns to vote. I will take the results of this vote to the Fuhrer.

Doenitz.

GoldenRivet · 08-18-07, 11:06 PM

Herr Admiral,

he drives me nuts, but I say we keep him. Despite the level of arrogance in this officer, he sinks ships as assigned.

but, i have a feeling Balz will be getting what comes to him... we both know the odds are not in his favor.

I think Balz will have a humbling experience in the very least if he manages to survive, i think he is a young man who is just now getting his first taste of war. he will either learn to put his men before himself in all matters... or he will simply drown in the North Atlantic.

Respectfully,

Kaptlt. Jon Wintergarten
U-90
1st Flotilla, Brest France

Kaleu. Jochen Mohr · 08-19-07, 12:02 AM

i would like to be in the execution squad myselve

sunvalleyslim · 08-19-07, 12:46 AM

Herr Admiral,
Without Balz where would the Fatherland be? Even though he is of the arrogant type, quite like a lot of the SS around here. He is at least running around the Atlantic getting rid of the hated Brits. He is not at home spying on his neighbors.
Although BDU has received a number of letters from a fraulein named Grecthen who has been inquiring as to his whereabouts, we see no need to bring him home....Send a message extending his patrol, and see if he can contain his crew long enough to sink a few more T2s................Respectfully Kapt Willi Luck

Kaleu. Jochen Mohr · 08-19-07, 05:43 AM

1 vote for the hoochie woochie (probaly Brag himselve)
3 vote's to keep him
3 vote's to shoot him

:hmm: wich will win

Morts · 08-19-07, 10:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sunvalleyslim

Herr Admiral,
Without Balz where would the Fatherland be?

germany
as always:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

soma · 08-19-07, 11:16 AM

Shoot him and thén keep him ( placing him on a stick at the entrence of the base) to keep other Kaleuns from losing their uhm... sense of duty

:hmm:

papa_smurf · 08-19-07, 06:58 AM

Well despie Balz driving me nuts, he does get the job done.

Im sure however that he will eventually meet his match and end up at the bottom of the Atlantic

Brag · 08-21-07, 11:40 AM

This poll will close at 24:00 GMT tonight.
Last chance to express your opnion.

You will have noticed that during this poll period, BDU has maintained a blackout on communications from Kptlt. J.S. Balz.

A decision on Kptlt. Balz's fate will be made after careful study of the poll.

BDU

KeptinCranky · 08-21-07, 01:04 PM

I say keep him, but make him take a long, long vacation in Bavaria, I don't mind if he sends a postcard now and then, then send him to the Carribean in late 1943, that's when we'll be needing his superb skills (and so will he

)

KeptinCranky

Brag · 08-21-07, 07:17 PM

The official 2400 hrs GMT results:

He drives me nutz, but keep him 16 37.21%
He drives me nutz, shoot him 13 30.23%
He drives me nutz send him to a sanatorium 3 6.98%
Hr drives me nutz send him to the Balzic Sea 3 6.98%
I like hoochie woochie 8 18.60%

BDU's Decision to be posted shortly.

Brag · 08-21-07, 07:44 PM

From BDU
To all U-Boat Komandants.
Decision after Balz poll.

As you can see, the keep him option is slightly ahead of the shoot him. Then, the Hoochie-woochie factor creates a decisive majority in favor of keeping Balz.

Of course, BDU reviewed this case on strictly naval merit.
In command of the type VIIC U-53. Kptlt. Balz logged 8 patrols, 2 local training cruises and 6 combat patrols. He has never returned from patrol with less than 100,000 BRT to his credit. Presently he has accumulated a total of 712,622 BRT, no mean amount for a VII type U-Boat.

Balz has returned to Lorient today at noon. He reported a frustrating 26 day patrol with 5 torpedo failures, 2 premature explosions and 3 that failed to detonate. Nevertheless, his tonnage was 108,426 BRT.

Therefore BDU is basing U-53 & Kptlt. Balz in Lorient. Case closed.

Doenitz

Kaleu. Jochen Mohr · 08-22-07, 04:50 AM

more ego comming... i can see it already

Canovaro · 09-30-07, 07:44 AM

Keep him. He will be the only thing left to laugh about when we have lost the war.

Petsman · 10-01-07, 04:30 AM

Balz is the salt and pepper of the forum!!

08-18-07, 11:03 PM	#1
Brag Navy Seal Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Docked on a Russian pond Posts: 7,072 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	J.S. Balz. VOTE! To all Kaleuns From BDU. We have had plenty of problems with Bernard. Now we have another problem: Kptlt. J.S. Balz, the pride of the Kriegsmarine. Driven out of my skull, as a final measure, I ask you. Kaleuns to vote. I will take the results of this vote to the Fuhrer. Doenitz. __________________ Espionage, adventure, suspense, are just a click away Click here to look inside Brag's book: Amazon.com: Kingmaker: Alexey Braguine: Books Order Kingmaker here: http://www.subsim.com/store.html For Tactics visit:http://www.freewebs.com/kielman/

08-18-07, 11:06 PM	#2
GoldenRivet Subsim Aviator Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Texas Posts: 8,726 Downloads: 146 Uploads: 0	Herr Admiral, he drives me nuts, but I say we keep him. Despite the level of arrogance in this officer, he sinks ships as assigned. but, i have a feeling Balz will be getting what comes to him... we both know the odds are not in his favor. I think Balz will have a humbling experience in the very least if he manages to survive, i think he is a young man who is just now getting his first taste of war. he will either learn to put his men before himself in all matters... or he will simply drown in the North Atlantic. Respectfully, Kaptlt. Jon Wintergarten U-90 1st Flotilla, Brest France __________________ Last edited by GoldenRivet; 08-18-07 at 11:20 PM.

08-19-07, 12:02 AM	#3
Kaleu. Jochen Mohr Ocean Warrior Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: in my sub Posts: 2,741 Downloads: 47 Uploads: 0	i would like to be in the execution squad myselve __________________ Gruß

08-19-07, 12:46 AM	#4
sunvalleyslim Ace of the Deep Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, Ca Posts: 1,142 Downloads: 267 Uploads: 0	Herr Admiral, Without Balz where would the Fatherland be? Even though he is of the arrogant type, quite like a lot of the SS around here. He is at least running around the Atlantic getting rid of the hated Brits. He is not at home spying on his neighbors. Although BDU has received a number of letters from a fraulein named Grecthen who has been inquiring as to his whereabouts, we see no need to bring him home....Send a message extending his patrol, and see if he can contain his crew long enough to sink a few more T2s................Respectfully Kapt Willi Luck __________________ Crew member/ decommission member TM2(SS)(SD) 3/68-7/70 DIESEL BOATS FOREVER USS SEGUNDO (SS398)

08-19-07, 05:43 AM	#5
Kaleu. Jochen Mohr Ocean Warrior Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: in my sub Posts: 2,741 Downloads: 47 Uploads: 0	1 vote for the hoochie woochie (probaly Brag himselve) 3 vote's to keep him 3 vote's to shoot him :hmm: wich will win __________________ Gruß

View Poll Results: What should we do about Balz?
He drives me nutz, but keep him	24	36.92%
He drives me nutz, shoot him	21	32.31%
He drives me nutz send him to a sanatorium	4	6.15%
Hr drives me nutz send him to the Balzic Sea	4	6.15%
I like hoochie woochie	12	18.46%
Voters: 65. You may not vote on this poll

08-19-07, 11:16 AM	#7
soma A-ganger Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: breda, the netherlands Posts: 77 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Shoot him and thén keep him ( placing him on a stick at the entrence of the base) to keep other Kaleuns from losing their uhm... sense of duty :hmm: __________________ Kretchmer is dead, Lüth is dead, Topp is dead, and I dont feel good also....

08-19-07, 06:58 AM	#8
papa_smurf Ocean Warrior Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: High Peak, Derbyshire Posts: 2,851 Downloads: 33 Uploads: 0	Well despie Balz driving me nuts, he does get the job done. Im sure however that he will eventually meet his match and end up at the bottom of the Atlantic

08-21-07, 11:40 AM	#9
Brag Navy Seal Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Docked on a Russian pond Posts: 7,072 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	This poll will close at 24:00 GMT tonight. Last chance to express your opnion. You will have noticed that during this poll period, BDU has maintained a blackout on communications from Kptlt. J.S. Balz. A decision on Kptlt. Balz's fate will be made after careful study of the poll. BDU __________________ Espionage, adventure, suspense, are just a click away Click here to look inside Brag's book: Amazon.com: Kingmaker: Alexey Braguine: Books Order Kingmaker here: http://www.subsim.com/store.html For Tactics visit:http://www.freewebs.com/kielman/

08-21-07, 01:04 PM	#10
KeptinCranky Ace of the Deep Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Netherlands Posts: 1,050 Downloads: 3 Uploads: 0	I say keep him, but make him take a long, long vacation in Bavaria, I don't mind if he sends a postcard now and then, then send him to the Carribean in late 1943, that's when we'll be needing his superb skills (and so will he ) KeptinCranky

08-21-07, 07:17 PM	#11
Brag Navy Seal Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Docked on a Russian pond Posts: 7,072 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	The official 2400 hrs GMT results: He drives me nutz, but keep him 16 37.21% He drives me nutz, shoot him 13 30.23% He drives me nutz send him to a sanatorium 3 6.98% Hr drives me nutz send him to the Balzic Sea 3 6.98% I like hoochie woochie 8 18.60% BDU's Decision to be posted shortly. __________________ Espionage, adventure, suspense, are just a click away Click here to look inside Brag's book: Amazon.com: Kingmaker: Alexey Braguine: Books Order Kingmaker here: http://www.subsim.com/store.html For Tactics visit:http://www.freewebs.com/kielman/

08-21-07, 07:44 PM	#12
Brag Navy Seal Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Docked on a Russian pond Posts: 7,072 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	From BDU To all U-Boat Komandants. Decision after Balz poll. As you can see, the keep him option is slightly ahead of the shoot him. Then, the Hoochie-woochie factor creates a decisive majority in favor of keeping Balz. Of course, BDU reviewed this case on strictly naval merit. In command of the type VIIC U-53. Kptlt. Balz logged 8 patrols, 2 local training cruises and 6 combat patrols. He has never returned from patrol with less than 100,000 BRT to his credit. Presently he has accumulated a total of 712,622 BRT, no mean amount for a VII type U-Boat. Balz has returned to Lorient today at noon. He reported a frustrating 26 day patrol with 5 torpedo failures, 2 premature explosions and 3 that failed to detonate. Nevertheless, his tonnage was 108,426 BRT. Therefore BDU is basing U-53 & Kptlt. Balz in Lorient. Case closed. Doenitz __________________ Espionage, adventure, suspense, are just a click away Click here to look inside Brag's book: Amazon.com: Kingmaker: Alexey Braguine: Books Order Kingmaker here: http://www.subsim.com/store.html For Tactics visit:http://www.freewebs.com/kielman/

08-22-07, 04:50 AM	#13
Kaleu. Jochen Mohr Ocean Warrior Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: in my sub Posts: 2,741 Downloads: 47 Uploads: 0	more ego comming... i can see it already __________________ Gruß

09-30-07, 07:44 AM	#14
Canovaro Ace of the Deep Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Netherlands Posts: 1,062 Downloads: 34 Uploads: 0	Keep him. He will be the only thing left to laugh about when we have lost the war.

10-01-07, 04:30 AM	#15
Petsman Gunner Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Everywhere Posts: 91 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Balz is the salt and pepper of the forum!! __________________ Chances favour the prepared mind! GWX 3.0 SH3 Commander 3.2@94% Realism.

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