A slight navigational problem...

maillemaker · 06-19-07, 06:34 AM

Thniper · 06-19-07, 06:37 AM

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: lol!!!

Maybe you should ask the captain of the BB to move his ship slightly away so you can leave harbour!

TarJak · 06-19-07, 06:48 AM

Maillemaker: Bernard!!!

Bernard: I didn't see the Tirpitz Herr Kaleun. Honest!
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

SmokinTep · 06-19-07, 06:55 AM

:rotfl: :rotfl: Funny pic..........

maillemaker · 06-19-07, 07:16 AM

Heh, here's the story.

I had just left harbor, and something was wrong with my mission. I can't remember what it was - I think I had meant to start from a different harbor or had the wrong torpedo loadout or something, but I wanted to end the game.

So....first thing I did was put 4 torpedoes into the Tirpitz. It didn't sink. So what else to do but ram it?

So I rammed it at Flank on the surface. My submarine first nosed under the battlship, and then, as the conning tower was imbedded into the belly of the ship, the nose came up and the stern went into the mud. All the while the sub is inching forward and the crew is screaming that we are taking damage. Finally the nose hit the pier and the sub began to climb up out of the water. Eventually, we sank, ending the game.

maillemaker · 06-19-07, 07:18 AM

Here's another good caption I just thought of:

Captain, Tirpitz: "I don't know why the harbor master told us we couldn't dock here. Looks fine to me!"

Stoli · 06-19-07, 07:25 AM

Great Pic, Have the watchman call out the nearest warship contact.

Brag · 06-19-07, 05:46 PM

Remind me to clear the area when you are sober

KeptinCranky · 06-19-07, 06:19 PM

You know they're going to make you and your crew repaint every bit of Tirpitz you scratched, which can't be a whole lot of fun, that's one BIG ship

06-19-07, 06:34 AM	#1
maillemaker Sea Lord Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 1,639 Downloads: 75 Uploads: 0	A slight navigational problem...

06-19-07, 06:37 AM	#2
Thniper Planesman Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Niedersachsen, Germany Posts: 186 Downloads: 12 Uploads: 0	:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: lol!!! Maybe you should ask the captain of the BB to move his ship slightly away so you can leave harbour! __________________ "I cannot but conclude the bulk of your natives to be the most pernicious race of little odious vermin that nature ever suffered to crawl upon the surface of the earth." ------------------------------- Jonathan Swift, Gulliver's Travels (1726)

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06-19-07, 06:48 AM	#3
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	Maillemaker: Bernard!!! Bernard: I didn't see the Tirpitz Herr Kaleun. Honest! :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

06-19-07, 06:55 AM	#4
SmokinTep Ace of the Deep Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Suffolk, Virginia Posts: 1,027 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	:rotfl: :rotfl: Funny pic..........

06-19-07, 07:16 AM	#5
maillemaker Sea Lord Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 1,639 Downloads: 75 Uploads: 0	Heh, here's the story. I had just left harbor, and something was wrong with my mission. I can't remember what it was - I think I had meant to start from a different harbor or had the wrong torpedo loadout or something, but I wanted to end the game. So....first thing I did was put 4 torpedoes into the Tirpitz. It didn't sink. So what else to do but ram it? So I rammed it at Flank on the surface. My submarine first nosed under the battlship, and then, as the conning tower was imbedded into the belly of the ship, the nose came up and the stern went into the mud. All the while the sub is inching forward and the crew is screaming that we are taking damage. Finally the nose hit the pier and the sub began to climb up out of the water. Eventually, we sank, ending the game.

06-19-07, 07:18 AM	#6
maillemaker Sea Lord Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 1,639 Downloads: 75 Uploads: 0	Here's another good caption I just thought of: Captain, Tirpitz: "I don't know why the harbor master told us we couldn't dock here. Looks fine to me!"

06-19-07, 07:25 AM	#7
Stoli A-ganger Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 74 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Great Pic, Have the watchman call out the nearest warship contact.

06-19-07, 06:19 PM	#9
KeptinCranky Ace of the Deep Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Netherlands Posts: 1,050 Downloads: 3 Uploads: 0	You know they're going to make you and your crew repaint every bit of Tirpitz you scratched, which can't be a whole lot of fun, that's one BIG ship