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The Old Man
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Wow you're like a mirror baby because I can sure see myself in you.
*You say that when betting with a friend if you can make a girl slap you.
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Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say, "Now that I've broken the ice, will you sleep with me?"
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Lucky Jack
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Hey honey, know what look good on your ears? Your ankles
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“You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road |
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Here is another one. Me: "Did it hurt?" Her: "Did what?" Me: "Did it hurt? You know, when you fell from heaven?" Although that's not as funny as it is lame.
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I wonder if girls use pick up lines?
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Lucky Jack
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For the ladies!
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