Craziest pick-up lines that might just work...
 

You've made me so nervous that I've totally forgotten forgotten my standard pick-up line.

Are you accepting applications for your fan club?

There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself.....

I'm bigger and better than the Titanic..... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic

Hi, I'm foreign. I've got Russian hands and Roman fingers.

If I pet you, would you follow me home?

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.

Do you have a boyfriend? No. Want one?(if yes: Want another one?)

(give the person a bottle of tequila) Drink this, then call me when you're ready.

I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down

All this could be yours for one low, low price!

So, do you like fat guys with no money?

Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

Wanna play army? I'll lie down and you can blow the hell outta me.

Do you have flat mates? Will they mind me staying?

Perhaps you don’t know me? My name is Mr Right.

Would you like to dance with the greatest dancer in the world? So would I, let’s go to the dance floor together to try and find him.
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You wanna dance?
She replies "no"
Say in a louder voice but not yelling "It's cuz I'm fat isn't it"

No. You say,"No! I said you look FAT in those PANTS."

Here's my favorite:

"Listen honey. Everybody tells me you're a lousy lay, but I refuse to believe them. I said, No! No! She's not like that at all!"

Does this smell like chloroform to you?

Do you have any Aussie in you?

Do you want some?

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Research says that the Irish have the largest penis in length and the American Indian the widest girth. Hi my names Tonto O'Reily.

WOW!!! You guys get a few more posts like that and you all can form a club.


The Lame and Dateless Boys Club :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Tonto O'Reily

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How about, "you don't sweat a lot for a fat lass, do you?"

What is that supposed to mean?:lol: :lol: :lol:

Do you know what would look good on you? Me!:D

That is surelly to work!:up:

I'm a 1960's type of person, but here's my favorites, depending on what port of call we were in of course ...

"Do you use Irish Spring"?

"Do you swallow"?

"Do you have one of those thong thingy's on"?

"Can I borrow your car to take you to the drive-in movie"?

"Want to get a room"? "I'll pay the first fifty dollars"?

Hold up a twenty dollar bill and say, "The shrimp cocktail is on me"

"Have any dirty pictures of yourselves ladies"? When they scream, "No"

"Do you want some"?

I just remember one from days of old......

Hey, my face leaves at five, be on it. ;)

Wow you're like a mirror baby because I can sure see myself in you.

*You say that when betting with a friend if you can make a girl slap you.

Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say, "Now that I've broken the ice, will you sleep with me?":lol: