My neighbour is a prostitute

Originally Posted by kiwi_2005

:rotfl::rotfl:

Think i'll just stick to hunting pigs and watching baywatch

Either way you pay. Up front or in the end.

[Rose]

One day you should just light up a J with her and straight up ask if she's a prostitute.

Originally Posted by Rose

One day you should just light up a J with her and straight up ask if she's a prostitute.

Yes, do that. Do something illegal to find out if someone who is doing something legal.:hmm:

Protitution was legalised 2 yrs ago

[Tchocky]

like a really stupid sting operation

[Rose]

Originally Posted by waste gate

Yes, do that. Do something illegal to find out if someone who is doing something legal.:hmm:

Yeah... why not? It'll serve two purposes: 1) to leak the juicy info out of her, and 2) it will be a great bonding experience. Think of the possibilities! Sometimes you just gotta work low-tech.

[PeriscopeDepth]

Originally Posted by Rose

Yeah... why not? It'll serve two purposes: 1) to leak the juicy info out of her

I don't think you possibly could have said that any worse considering it's a prostitute.

PD

[SUBMAN1]

I'd also guess drug dealer, or maybe a combination. Basically the scum of the Earth lives next door. Nice. Time to move.

-S


PS. I'd catch her off gaurd one day while she is outside and point blank ask her what she does and tell her what you've seen. I'd be curious to here her response.

[CCIP]

Hah, yea, I can sympathise with you. In a similar vein, I suspect my neighbours here are pot dealers as there is a strangely consistent stream of raucious youth coming to their place at all sorts of hours on all sorts of days :hmm:

[FIREWALL]

Originally Posted by SUBMAN1

I'd also guess drug dealer, or maybe a combination. Basically the scum of the Earth lives next door. Nice. Time to move.

-S


PS. I'd catch her off gaurd one day while she is outside and point blank ask her what she does and tell her what you've seen. I'd be curious to here her response.

What if some of her nicely dressed young and middle aged friends later
" catch you off guard while your outside and ask you point blank what your problem is "
Could be a bit painfull.

[kiwi_2005]

Originally Posted by Rose

One day you should just light up a J with her and straight up ask if she's a prostitute.

I dont think shes that kind of prostitute, what do you call those call girls? Im knew to this folks im a country bloke . So she is a highclass prostitute? is it a profession. If i walked up to her with a J she would probably slam the door in my face. She doesn't look like some scanty whore that hangs near a red light. So i think yeah shes a high class one? Is that the word. The men that visit her look like bussiness men dressed in suits etc.,

Could be wrong she could be a bussiness woman running her business from home. She says hello and is very well mannered we just saying our greetings and move on sort off.

Stakeout still in progress :p

actually this is fun. :rotfl:

Edit: Correction actually this is friggin sad! Im just a nosy neigbour whos all of a sudden has a good reason to wake up every morning - theirs some attractive woman living next door! Sheesh!

[Camaero]

Good god man! A high class whore right next door? Perfect!

[robbo180265]

Originally Posted by kiwi_2005

I dont think shes that kind of prostitute, what do you call those call girls? Im knew to this folks im a country bloke . So she is a highclass prostitute? is it a profession. If i walked up to her with a J she would probably slam the door in my face. She doesn't look like some scanty whore that hangs near a red light. So i think yeah shes a high class one? Is that the word. The men that visit her look like bussiness men dressed in suits etc.,

Could be wrong she could be a bussiness woman running her business from home. She says hello and is very well mannered we just saying our greetings and move on sort off.

Stakeout still in progress :p

actually this is fun. :rotfl:

Edit: Correction actually this is friggin sad! Im just a nosy neigbour whos all of a sudden has a good reason to wake up every morning - theirs some attractive woman living next door! Sheesh!

Seeing as you're stalking,.....sorry she's under surveillance,how's about some photo's????