Royal Navy's Secret Weapon

Sailor Steve · 02-26-07, 05:35 PM

"I hear you knockin', but you can't come in..."

Penelope_Grey · 02-26-07, 05:37 PM

Aww bless! poor little man! :hmm:

Morts · 02-26-07, 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

"I hear you knockin', but you can't come in..."

:rotfl: :rotfl:

"god D-it those "door to door sellers" wont even leave us alone below the waves

"

Mr.Fleck · 02-26-07, 05:43 PM

@Brag: You forgot step 0 (which should come before A): Infiltrate every boat with Bernards.

They thankfully open the hatch to let in some fresh air, pardon water, when Depth-Man is knocking!

Cheers!
Mr. Fleck

romelus · 02-26-07, 05:49 PM

excuse my noobness. but i've seen many mentions of this mysterious "bernard". who is this bernard? :hmm:

Morts · 02-26-07, 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by romelus

excuse my noobness. but i've seen many mentions of this mysterious "bernard". who is this bernard? :hmm:

hes the guy we blame everything on that goes wrong like
blowing ballast in the harbor of gibraltar or while being hunted by a DD
all sorts of stupid stuff

Brag · 02-26-07, 05:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by romelus

excuse my noobness. but i've seen many mentions of this mysterious "bernard". who is this bernard? :hmm:

Romelus, Bernard is in your boat. He drops spanners when silent running. He will fire torpedoes at wrong angles. He'll miss spotting that DD that will kill you. Anything that goes wrong is his fault. He also crashes into docks and turns the wrong way.

Penelope_Grey · 02-26-07, 06:04 PM

In my boat, I have Brenda

Mush Martin · 02-26-07, 06:07 PM

are your crew made up of feminazis?

Penelope_Grey · 02-26-07, 06:09 PM

Just remember - behind every great man is an even greater woman.... Can you imagine what Eva Braun must have been like?

02-26-07, 05:35 PM	#1
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	"I hear you knockin', but you can't come in..." __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

02-26-07, 05:37 PM	#2
Penelope_Grey Sea Lord Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: UK Posts: 1,893 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Aww bless! poor little man! :hmm: __________________ I SURVIVED THE FIRST EVER SUBSIM WEREWOLF HUNT - and... I actually won the game for the humans too!

02-26-07, 05:43 PM	#4
Mr.Fleck Planesman Join Date: May 2005 Location: Germany Posts: 197 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	@Brag: You forgot step 0 (which should come before A): Infiltrate every boat with Bernards. They thankfully open the hatch to let in some fresh air, pardon water, when Depth-Man is knocking! Cheers! Mr. Fleck __________________ Newest addition: "Fate": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-aoj-kWazs

02-26-07, 06:04 PM	#8
Penelope_Grey Sea Lord Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: UK Posts: 1,893 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	In my boat, I have Brenda __________________ I SURVIVED THE FIRST EVER SUBSIM WEREWOLF HUNT - and... I actually won the game for the humans too!

02-26-07, 06:07 PM	#9
Mush Martin Eternal Patrol Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 4,398 Downloads: 4 Uploads: 0	are your crew made up of feminazis? __________________ RIP Mush Tutorial

02-26-07, 05:49 PM	#5
romelus Watch Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 30 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	excuse my noobness. but i've seen many mentions of this mysterious "bernard". who is this bernard? :hmm:

02-26-07, 06:09 PM	#10
Penelope_Grey Sea Lord Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: UK Posts: 1,893 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Just remember - behind every great man is an even greater woman.... Can you imagine what Eva Braun must have been like? __________________ I SURVIVED THE FIRST EVER SUBSIM WEREWOLF HUNT - and... I actually won the game for the humans too!

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