Things and people I should be able to machine gun - Page 2

Kapitan_Phillips · 02-04-07, 04:52 PM

You forgot the Conning Tower emblem of +10 stealth.

And my IXB has more mana than yours.

Kapitan_Phillips · 02-04-07, 05:08 PM

I made this just now (boredom)

I think its got potential :hmm:

Hartmann · 02-04-07, 07:05 PM

Boris · 02-04-07, 07:42 PM

@ Hartman, those SH4 screens are looking better and better... which port is that?

:rotfl:

Iron Budokan · 02-04-07, 09:08 PM

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Zachstar · 02-04-07, 10:57 PM

Um enough with the GTA 3 Silent Gansta's of the Atlantic screenshots.

Bring on the GTA 4 Grove Street Gansta Hunter's of the Pacifc Screenshots!!

Balla's! Depth Charge Sail-by! Take Cover!!

nedwreck · 02-07-07, 09:34 PM

Wellll, if the weathers nice, I will surface and chew up the little boats with my anti-aircraft guns.

That's always good for a few yuks.

Bob

gamers2000 · 02-08-07, 03:06 AM

LOL @ SHV:GTA!

If bernard's on your ship,steal a destroyer and DC your sub.

Then pick up the wads of cash left floating around.
Then do the Lance Vance Dance.

Safe-Keeper · 02-04-07, 04:28 PM

Quote:

I think it's meant as a parody of games like brain dead games like Grand Theft Auto which was notorious for it's mindless hooker genocide, cop killings, etc.

Which reminds me, I want to be able to use my sub as a bordel/taxi! Stop next to a shipwrecked hooker and take her on board, and when you pick up shipwrecked sailors after that you'll see the money indicator in your top-right corner start to rise gradually.

Only problem is that if I get the Destroyers after me (indicated by angry Japanese faces), I may have to dive, which'll detract from the fun of the customers. But then again, maybe I could use it as a "special feature": SEX DURING DEPTH CHARGE ATTACK!". Or maybe not.

02-04-07, 04:34 PM

Imagine seeing her nude during silent running?
Court-martialed for disobedience.....

[sorry for spelling errors, i'm only human after all...]
Just one question: Are we off topic or we are on topic?

Safe-Keeper · 02-04-07, 04:45 PM

Quote:

Just one question: Are we off topic or we are on topic?

Topic being

?

Things I should be able to machine-gun.
Age of Yoko Ono; Still alive?
This thread: Parody?
This thread: Damned good/silly/pwnage/etc.
Comparisons to GTA
Comparisons to arcade games in general
Comparisons to Rogue Squadron series
Possibilities of converting submarine to bordello
Consequences of converting submarine to bordello
This thread: On-topic?

Pick one.

NEON DEON · 02-04-07, 04:52 PM

[quote=Torplexed]

Quote:

Originally Posted by GakunGak

Quote:

Originally Posted by Subnuts

Hookers: What kind of game is this if I can't shoot hookers?/quote]
Why poor hookers? How do you intend to keep crew morale high?:rotfl:

I think it's meant as a parody of games like brain dead games like Grand Theft Auto which was notorious for it's mindless hooker genocide, cop killings, etc.

Ew wee!

What about this for the next sub sim then.

Silent Hunter V (Grand theft submarine)

You and your gangsta friends steal a Tambor class submarine from Mare Island and go on a killing spree up and down the coast of California before 12/07/41!

Torplexed · 02-04-07, 04:57 PM

Fun is fun. But's let's not forget that the Japanese packed a lot of the so-called 'comfort women' aboard unventilated transports and shipped them south to the tropics against their will. A lot of them lost their lives due to sinkings, disease, abuse.

02-04-07, 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Torplexed

Fun is fun. But's let's not forget that the Japanese packed a lot of the so-called 'comfort women' aboard unventilated transports and shipped them south to the tropics against their will. A lot of them lost their lives due to sinkings, disease, abuse.

4 Real???

02-04-07, 04:58 PM

[quote=NEON DEON]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Torplexed

Quote:

Originally Posted by GakunGak

Quote:

Originally Posted by Subnuts

Hookers: What kind of game is this if I can't shoot hookers?/quote]
Why poor hookers? How do you intend to keep crew morale high?:rotfl:

I think it's meant as a parody of games like brain dead games like Grand Theft Auto which was notorious for it's mindless hooker genocide, cop killings, etc.

Ew wee!

What about this for the next sub sim then.

Silent Hunter V (Grand theft submarine)

You and your gangsta friends steal a Tambor class submarine from Mare Island and go on a killing spree up and down the coast of California before 12/07/41!

You think that CJ is up to this? Maybe Tommy Vercetti... NO! That DIAZ guy!

02-04-07, 04:52 PM	#1
Kapitan_Phillips Silent Hunter Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Swansea Posts: 3,903 Downloads: 204 Uploads: 0	You forgot the Conning Tower emblem of +10 stealth. And my IXB has more mana than yours. __________________ Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into.

02-04-07, 05:08 PM	#2
Kapitan_Phillips Silent Hunter Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Swansea Posts: 3,903 Downloads: 204 Uploads: 0	I made this just now (boredom) I think its got potential :hmm: __________________ Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into.

02-04-07, 07:05 PM	#3
Hartmann Sea Lord Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Grid CH 26, Spain ,Barcelona Posts: 1,857 Downloads: 204 Uploads: 0	__________________ But this ship can't sink!... She is made of iron, sir. I assure you, she can. and she will. It is a mathematical certainty. Strength and honor

02-04-07, 09:08 PM	#5
Iron Budokan Sea Lord Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Texas Posts: 1,778 Downloads: 32 Uploads: 0	:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: __________________ "You will take on England wherever you find her ships, and you will break her power at sea." --Iron Coffins, Herbert A. Werner http://kennethmarkhoover.com

02-04-07, 10:57 PM	#6
Zachstar Sea Lord Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Shreveport, Louisiana Posts: 1,956 Downloads: 13 Uploads: 0	Um enough with the GTA 3 Silent Gansta's of the Atlantic screenshots. Bring on the GTA 4 Grove Street Gansta Hunter's of the Pacifc Screenshots!! Balla's! Depth Charge Sail-by! Take Cover!! __________________

02-04-07, 07:42 PM	#4
Boris Sea Lord Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Hamburg, Germany Posts: 1,691 Downloads: 41 Uploads: 0	@ Hartman, those SH4 screens are looking better and better... which port is that? :rotfl:

02-07-07, 09:34 PM	#7
nedwreck Seaman Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 41 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Wellll, if the weathers nice, I will surface and chew up the little boats with my anti-aircraft guns. That's always good for a few yuks. Bob

02-08-07, 03:06 AM	#8
gamers2000 Bosun Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 68 Downloads: 14 Uploads: 0	LOL @ SHV:GTA! If bernard's on your ship,steal a destroyer and DC your sub. Then pick up the wads of cash left floating around. Then do the Lance Vance Dance.

02-04-07, 04:34 PM	#10
GakunGak Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	Imagine seeing her nude during silent running? Court-martialed for disobedience..... [sorry for spelling errors, i'm only human after all...] Just one question: Are we off topic or we are on topic?

02-04-07, 04:57 PM	#13
Torplexed Let's Sink Sumptin' ! Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 5,823 Downloads: 43 Uploads: 0	Fun is fun. But's let's not forget that the Japanese packed a lot of the so-called 'comfort women' aboard unventilated transports and shipped them south to the tropics against their will. A lot of them lost their lives due to sinkings, disease, abuse. __________________ --Mobilis in Mobili--

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