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11-27-06, 02:55 PM
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Navy Seal
 
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Cornwall, UK
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1)"Commandant, I know what Bernard did with that quick drying cement":rotfl:
2)Announcement - This Flotilla has now been converted to a Panzer division. Prepare to fit caterpillar tracks to all U-boats. Edit - You just know that these will all be Bernard related 
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11-27-06, 03:42 PM
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Rear Admiral
 Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Swindon, England
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1) Ok then boys grab a shovel each Bernards been surveying again
2) I SAID DONT PULL THE FLUSH IN PORT - BEEEERRRNAAARRRD !!!! |
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11-27-06, 03:44 PM
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Lucky Jack
 
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: In a 1954 Buick.
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Has anyone seen the powdered cocoa for our next cruise?
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11-27-06, 03:53 PM
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Ocean Warrior
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Location: Norway
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11-27-06, 04:03 PM
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Sailor man
 Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Ciudad Autónoma de Buenos Aires, Argentina
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This is for "Surface" fans:
Caitlin: Where's all the water? Miles: It's receded. The wave. It's coming. Too bad the show was cancelled after only one season 
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"Let us be proud of being Argentine... proud, even though they teach us to be ashamed" Com. (R) Pablo M. R. Carballo. "We are not here to see if we can; we can, that's why we are here" Grupo Técnico I "Comrades: confidence in victory, discipline, and three hails to the motherland!...Open fire, the people are watching us!" Admiral Guillermo Brown 
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Navy Seal
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Location: Cornwall, UK
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 for he shall launch forth with a tirade of bernard quotes.Oh, I almost forgot to laugh at your mistake.....  LOL
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11-27-06, 04:49 PM
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Bosun
 Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Tennessee
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Song..."Where has all the water gone...Blame Bernade the idiot..."
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Mauser mit Dem Mauser. U-51: Terrorizing the North Sea until France is concured! "The Keel Splitter!" |
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11-27-06, 04:49 PM
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Ocean Warrior
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11-27-06, 04:56 PM
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Navy Seal
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Sinking ships off the Australian coast
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The new Submarine hide out - The sewage works!! You will always be in sh!t, it's just the depth that varies!
The Concrete Sea! "How deep are we?" "Under 12 meters of concrete, Captain Bernard!" "The hedgehogs and depthcharges won't be able to harm us now!" |
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