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Old 10-18-06, 07:44 AM   #1
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You should have crushed Hezbollah at all costs as long as you had the chance. Now it's gone. In the future you will pay the price for that failure.
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Old 10-18-06, 07:56 AM   #2
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You should have crushed Hezbollah at all costs as long as you had the chance. Now it's gone. In the future you will pay the price for that failure.
I tried but they just laughed at me and my rolling pin.
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Old 10-18-06, 11:15 AM   #3
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You should have crushed Hezbollah at all costs as long as you had the chance. Now it's gone. In the future you will pay the price for that failure.
I tried but they just laughed at me and my rolling pin.
A real woman would have used that rolling pin and all men would have coward! :p

PS. Just kidding!
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Old 10-18-06, 01:43 PM   #4
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I tried but they just laughed at me and my rolling pin.
Then you should have popped them with the wooden spoon, right across the kisser.


And if that doesn't do it, then you pull out the Equalizer.



You have never seen a room cleaned so fast as when you're carrying the Equalizer, and they know you're prepared to use it.
(all of this is a metaphor for Lebanon, and certainly this kidnapping issue, as well)
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Old 10-18-06, 02:05 PM   #5
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What is the equalizer? A cow prod? If so, I've been on the tail end of it a few times.
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Old 10-18-06, 03:15 PM   #6
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it looks like a tazer-baton
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Old 10-18-06, 03:55 PM   #7
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it looks like a tazer-baton
Careful with those Tazers. Death rate from them is higher than I thought!!! I figured someone might have cardiac arrest in 1 in 100,000, but latest statistics show that it is much much worse at 1 in 870! Matter of fact, I don't really recomend having any cocaine in the body since it seems that when cocaine is present, it doubles the voltage from the Tazer!!! This was all over Google news last week.

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Old 10-18-06, 04:08 PM   #8
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then it can act as like a secondary punsishment. one for what ever, and the other for doing crak!
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