Most stupid thing I have done in SH3

Rhodes · 08-02-06, 01:16 PM

So is Bernard our Davy Jones? Our Flying Dutchman, demon from the depths?Evil Curse???

enaceo · 08-02-06, 01:27 PM

Probably all of them

cobalt · 08-02-06, 01:43 PM

playing silent hunter 3.

Sir Big Jugs · 08-02-06, 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cobalt

playing silent hunter 3.

enaceo · 08-02-06, 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brewster Pilot

Quote:

Originally Posted by cobalt

playing silent hunter 3.

Should've been "Scuttle him" or something like that

SteamWake · 08-02-06, 03:18 PM

Dumbest thing Ive done is to launch hot torpedoes by pressing enter (3 times)before leaving dock.

kiwi_2005 · 08-02-06, 03:40 PM

Went on a patrol, 1941 and sunk 7 merchants came back a happy kapitan only to look at my score screen and realised all 7 were friendies!

Oooops!

Jager Kapitan · 08-02-06, 03:48 PM

I was in Dover, and was between a pier and a hard place, the entire fleet there was going nuts, but.....amazingly, that contact report i sent went through, and out of nowhere, the luftwaffe shows up...at this point, i have been depthcharged with the destroyer 5m above me... so i decide "The Royal Navy is concerned with the Luftwaffe, so ill do a 180 and surface and go flank." Of course, when i blew ballast, the 2 cruisers, 2 destroyers and anything else with something that goes boom aimed at me. To top it off, the Luftwaffe destroyed the Liner i was aming for......

Patboot · 08-02-06, 06:08 PM

Booking along at 17knts attacking a Coastie doing 4.

Fired a fish, then turned a bit.

I had forgotten to re-select the right tube.

Bernard had loaded a Zaunkonig II into the #3 tube.

No, you cannot out run or out turn those things.

WilhelmSchulz. · 08-07-06, 01:42 PM

While raiding NY I ran into a Elco and I took him out with my flack guns. But little did I know that he had called in a frend, a Somers DD. I crash dived in 18m of waters. I died.

TarJak · 08-07-06, 10:54 PM

My most recent debacle was a daylight surface run in Sept 1939 through the channel. About an hour and half from Dover the balloon went up (GER Invades POL etc etc.), and half the british fleet is sitting just outside Dover. I didn't see the green go red until it was too late!

GT182 · 08-10-06, 06:25 PM

TC at 1024 returning port and crashing in some unknown object and destroying sub and crew. Happened more than once.... very dumb. But also leaving port with TC at 8 and sub being destroyed. Found out I kept plotting a course right into Lorient's minefields.

Dumber.

And worst of all... being in a big hurry to install a cool mod only to lose the whole career.... I was at sea.

Dumb was the first time I did that and lost 24 patrols in a very good career. Second time was dumber, but I lost only 14.

STEED · 08-02-06, 01:56 PM

Took on a Battleship on the surface

Never again.

08-02-06, 05:14 PM

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Originally Posted by cobalt

playing silent hunter 3.

keelhaul this fella pls

i had one torpedo left and a damaged tanker falling behind a convoy wich i was patiently waiting for the convoy to leave behind when my cat decided to take a walk over my keyboard.... and released the torpedo towards absolutely nothing :S

theluckyone17 · 08-02-06, 05:57 PM

Snuck into Lock Ewe in really bad weather... you know the type. Heavy rain & fog. I dont' remember the waves being really bad, probably because I'm in a harbor (at least they modeled that). It was also at night, so visibility was horrible.

I sighted this tanker just at the edge of my view range. Fired off one torpedo and dropped the 'scope (I'm being careful, since it's my first time in a harbor. Don't wanna mess this up

).

Bang. No "torpedo impact" from the crew :hmm:.

Fire off torp #2. Bang. Again, no torpedo imact notification.

#3. Bang.

#4. Bang.

Got out the external camera, then moved closer to the tanker. Hidden by the darkness and bad weather was one of those concrete docks.

I gave up and went back to port.

08-02-06, 01:16 PM	#1
Rhodes Silent Hunter Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Figueira da Foz, Portugal Posts: 4,517 Downloads: 110 Uploads: 0	So is Bernard our Davy Jones? Our Flying Dutchman, demon from the depths?Evil Curse??? __________________ http://www.flickr.com/photos/16416646@N05/

08-02-06, 03:40 PM	#7
kiwi_2005 Eternal Patrol Join Date: May 2004 Location: Aeoteroa Posts: 7,382 Downloads: 223 Uploads: 1	Went on a patrol, 1941 and sunk 7 merchants came back a happy kapitan only to look at my score screen and realised all 7 were friendies! Oooops! __________________ RIP kiwi_2005 Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

08-02-06, 06:08 PM	#9
Patboot Engineer Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 212 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Booking along at 17knts attacking a Coastie doing 4. Fired a fish, then turned a bit. I had forgotten to re-select the right tube. Bernard had loaded a Zaunkonig II into the #3 tube. No, you cannot out run or out turn those things. Last edited by Patboot; 08-02-06 at 06:14 PM.

08-07-06, 01:42 PM	#10
WilhelmSchulz. The Old Man Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Virgina Beach Posts: 1,301 Downloads: 17 Uploads: 0	While raiding NY I ran into a Elco and I took him out with my flack guns. But little did I know that he had called in a frend, a Somers DD. I crash dived in 18m of waters. I died. __________________ "Some ships are designed to sink… others require our assistance."

08-10-06, 06:25 PM	#12
GT182 Ocean Warrior Join Date: May 2005 Location: New Castle of Delaware Posts: 3,231 Downloads: 658 Uploads: 0	TC at 1024 returning port and crashing in some unknown object and destroying sub and crew. Happened more than once.... very dumb. But also leaving port with TC at 8 and sub being destroyed. Found out I kept plotting a course right into Lorient's minefields. Dumber. And worst of all... being in a big hurry to install a cool mod only to lose the whole career.... I was at sea. Dumb was the first time I did that and lost 24 patrols in a very good career. Second time was dumber, but I lost only 14. __________________ Gary No Borders, No Language, No Culture =s No Country I'm a Deplorable, and proud of it.

08-02-06, 01:27 PM	#2
enaceo XO Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 401 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	Probably all of them __________________ Came back after a long time ...ahoy mates!

08-02-06, 01:43 PM	#3
cobalt Commander Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 440 Downloads: 21 Uploads: 0	playing silent hunter 3.

08-02-06, 03:18 PM	#6
SteamWake Rear Admiral Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 13,224 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Dumbest thing Ive done is to launch hot torpedoes by pressing enter (3 times)before leaving dock.

08-02-06, 03:48 PM	#8
Jager Kapitan Seaman Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 32 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	I was in Dover, and was between a pier and a hard place, the entire fleet there was going nuts, but.....amazingly, that contact report i sent went through, and out of nowhere, the luftwaffe shows up...at this point, i have been depthcharged with the destroyer 5m above me... so i decide "The Royal Navy is concerned with the Luftwaffe, so ill do a 180 and surface and go flank." Of course, when i blew ballast, the 2 cruisers, 2 destroyers and anything else with something that goes boom aimed at me. To top it off, the Luftwaffe destroyed the Liner i was aming for......

08-07-06, 10:54 PM	#11
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	My most recent debacle was a daylight surface run in Sept 1939 through the channel. About an hour and half from Dover the balloon went up (GER Invades POL etc etc.), and half the british fleet is sitting just outside Dover. I didn't see the green go red until it was too late!

08-02-06, 01:56 PM	#13
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	Took on a Battleship on the surface Never again. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

08-02-06, 05:57 PM	#15
theluckyone17 Captain Join Date: May 2006 Location: Niskayuna, NY Posts: 482 Downloads: 103 Uploads: 0	Snuck into Lock Ewe in really bad weather... you know the type. Heavy rain & fog. I dont' remember the waves being really bad, probably because I'm in a harbor (at least they modeled that). It was also at night, so visibility was horrible. I sighted this tanker just at the edge of my view range. Fired off one torpedo and dropped the 'scope (I'm being careful, since it's my first time in a harbor. Don't wanna mess this up ). Bang. No "torpedo impact" from the crew :hmm:. Fire off torp #2. Bang. Again, no torpedo imact notification. #3. Bang. #4. Bang. Got out the external camera, then moved closer to the tanker. Hidden by the darkness and bad weather was one of those concrete docks. I gave up and went back to port.

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