The Bilge

Wolferz · 07-10-20, 08:08 AM

Armistead,
'Sup?

All we need now is for Steve to show up with all of his
"Thou shalt not" tom foolery.

Aktungbby · 07-10-20, 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wolferz

Armistead,
'Sup?

All we need now is for Steve to show up with all of his
"Thou shalt not" tom foolery.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Quatro

Time for everyone to mis-spell something so we can find out how Steve is doing

HE's been absent for a fortnight; I'm worried

BILGE DECOY 1 ''los''

Warning: don't look if you love Burger King Whoppers or Big Macs!

< should bring him to the surface pretty damn quick!

mapuc · 07-10-20, 01:48 PM

I'm I still required to do the toilet cleaning service, now that the big boss has returned....or shall i see myself as fired/kicked of the boat ?

Markus

Aktungbby · 07-10-20, 02:10 PM

NAH Aboard the Bilge you're mobile ballast: just stay in shape for those mad dashes to the bow during crash dives!

Armistead · 07-10-20, 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wolferz

Armistead,
'Sup?

All we need now is for Steve to show up with all of his
"Thou shalt not" tom foolery.

Not much, farm life now for me and the ...the...er, boss. Green acres sort of thing..I haven't fired a torpedo in 5 or 6 years now. Bear is getting old and hangs out with a younger gal, a flat hair named Envy. The boss has 5 show poodles now and I didn't see her much, but she's home all the time now due to the many current crisis, plus she can't go to Europe. I also started collecting antique magazines. It appears I'm getting better looking with age too...

Wolferz · 07-10-20, 07:35 PM

Good to see you and Bear are still kicking.

Know what them boys on the farm say?
FARM OUT!

Wolferz · 07-12-20, 08:31 PM

ARMISTEAD HAS BEEN HEADING UP THE HERMETIC ORDER OF THE BLUE FLAMERS SOCIETY

makes me glad it's hermetic.

Aktungbby · 07-12-20, 09:01 PM

with my hemorrhoids, blue flaming is decidedly harmetic!

Wolferz · 07-13-20, 10:48 AM

The supply corpsman has ordered a few dozen cases of Prep H
We'll have you playing your fluglehorn in no time, Aktung

Maybe Armistead wil regale us with another history lesson on how church seats came tbo be known as "Pews"

Aktungbby · 07-13-20, 11:04 AM

A little Prep H for Armistead's nanny goat will cut down bleating in the stern...when he's allegedly milking the poor critter for his A.M. Capt'n Crunch bowl

. Other than throwing live lobsters in boiling brine, animal cruelty is prohibited in the Bilge...and the man has access
to five poodles?. So much for 'three-dog-nights'..with "the Boss"??!!

Armistead · 07-13-20, 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wolferz

The supply corpsman has ordered a few dozen cases of Prep H
We'll have you playing your fluglehorn in no time, Aktung

Maybe Armistead wil regale us with another history lesson on how church seats came tbo be known as "Pews"

Just so happens I'm well versed in history and religious affairs.. Not sure what "regale" means, but I suspect it has something to do with blowing air. Years ago a monk was sitting in a chair beside someone and they farted and he said "pew" and decided to make a long bench so if it happened again he could slide down and not interrupt service by picking up his chair and moving, so he named it a pew bench. They also used them in courts cuz when the judge said the sentence, people often crapped in their pants and others needed to slide down...

07-10-20, 08:08 AM	#1
Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	All da rats... Armistead, 'Sup? All we need now is for Steve to show up with all of his "Thou shalt not" tom foolery. __________________ Tomorrow never comes

07-10-20, 02:10 PM	#4
Aktungbby Gefallen Engel U-666 Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: On a tilted, overheated, overpopulated spinning mudball on Collision course with Andromeda Galaxy Posts: 30,084 Downloads: 24 Uploads: 0	NAH Aboard the Bilge you're mobile ballast: just stay in shape for those mad dashes to the bow during crash dives! __________________ "Only two things are infinite; The Universe and human squirrelyness?!!

07-10-20, 07:35 PM	#6
Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	Armistead... Good to see you and Bear are still kicking. Know what them boys on the farm say? FARM OUT! __________________ Tomorrow never comes

07-12-20, 08:31 PM	#7
Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	I know where you've been.... ARMISTEAD HAS BEEN HEADING UP THE HERMETIC ORDER OF THE BLUE FLAMERS SOCIETY makes me glad it's hermetic. __________________ Tomorrow never comes

07-12-20, 09:01 PM	#8
Aktungbby Gefallen Engel U-666 Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: On a tilted, overheated, overpopulated spinning mudball on Collision course with Andromeda Galaxy Posts: 30,084 Downloads: 24 Uploads: 0	with my hemorrhoids, blue flaming is decidedly *harmetic!* __________________ "Only two things are infinite; The Universe and human squirrelyness?!! Last edited by Aktungbby; 07-12-20 at 10:57 PM.

07-10-20, 01:48 PM	#3
mapuc CINC Pacific Fleet Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Denmark Posts: 20,568 Downloads: 37 Uploads: 0	I'm I still required to do the toilet cleaning service, now that the big boss has returned....or shall i see myself as fired/kicked of the boat ? Markus

07-13-20, 10:48 AM	#9
Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	Sit on a donut The supply corpsman has ordered a few dozen cases of Prep H We'll have you playing your fluglehorn in no time, Aktung Maybe Armistead wil regale us with another history lesson on how church seats came tbo be known as "Pews" __________________ Tomorrow never comes

07-13-20, 11:04 AM	#10
Aktungbby Gefallen Engel U-666 Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: On a tilted, overheated, overpopulated spinning mudball on Collision course with Andromeda Galaxy Posts: 30,084 Downloads: 24 Uploads: 0	A little Prep H for Armistead's nanny goat will cut down bleating in the stern...when he's allegedly milking the poor critter for his A.M. Capt'n Crunch bowl . Other than throwing live lobsters in boiling brine, animal cruelty is prohibited in the Bilge...and the man has access to five poodles?. So much for 'three-dog-nights'..with "the Boss"??!! __________________ "Only two things are infinite; The Universe and human squirrelyness?!!

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