Pirates in the sea

[August]

Give the old man a crew of large breasted semi-nude hot babes and you've got a winner!

[Seeadler]

Investigate the daily broadcast warnings at http://www.nga.mil/portal/site/maritime/

sometimes you can read things like this:

MALAYSIA: An unidentified tug and barge are reported missing 21 May (reported 8 Jun) while enroute Port Klang from Kuala Beram, Miri, Sarawak with a cargo of scrap metal. The IMB reports suspicion that crew may have hijacked the vessel (IMB).

SOUTH CHINA SEA: Unidentified product tanker was boarded 31 May at 0225 local time while underway in position 01 32N, 104 38E by 2 persons who entered engine room and broke into stores. Duty engineer raised alarm and the two jumped overboard and escaped (IMB).

[Oberon]

Aaah, so the only pirates in the Caribbean lately are in fact the film crew and actors for Pirates of the Caribbean 2....damn...

[STEED]

M.I.5 has just released documents on Oberon he is a part time pirate.

Don't Panic Oberon I don't believe a word of it.

[lesrae]

And of course, over at www.venganza.org they've got the proof that the number of pirates is dropping in direct relation to global warming:

[STEED]

Weekly Piracy Report

http://globalization.about.com/gi/dy...acy_report.asp

[lesrae]

Getting a 'the page cannot be displayed' there mate...

[tycho102]

Originally Posted by August

Yarrr. I'd plunder that, more'n once.