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Pirates in the sea
With all these modern ships, are there still pirates in the sea?
I was planning to write own tale about a man living in an old Type II U-boat. Coudl a man survive and operate the whole sub? |
There are still pirates about, though these days they've ditched their wooden galleons for speedboats and pieces of eight for pieces of coke....and I don't mean the drink.
Usually around the South American and Caribbean, old pirate stomping grounds :up: As for one guy and a uboat, very unlikely IMHO, you've got to take into account the trim tanks, dive planes, ballast tanks, engine speed, all of this has got to be monitored pretty much all the time, he wouldn't have time to sink any ships or claim any booty....but...say a team of...I dunno...five or six people maybe, minimum...they might be able to pull it off. :D |
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Some info on modern pirates - http://globalization.about.com/od/gl...ernpirates.htm
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Here is the official report on where they are found (Notice - closest to Carribean is the Peru one):
Piracy prone areas and warnings S E Asia and the Indian Sub Continent
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Give the old man a crew of large breasted semi-nude hot babes and you've got a winner!
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Investigate the daily broadcast warnings at http://www.nga.mil/portal/site/maritime/
sometimes you can read things like this: MALAYSIA: An unidentified tug and barge are reported missing 21 May (reported 8 Jun) while enroute Port Klang from Kuala Beram, Miri, Sarawak with a cargo of scrap metal. The IMB reports suspicion that crew may have hijacked the vessel (IMB). SOUTH CHINA SEA: Unidentified product tanker was boarded 31 May at 0225 local time while underway in position 01 32N, 104 38E by 2 persons who entered engine room and broke into stores. Duty engineer raised alarm and the two jumped overboard and escaped (IMB). |
Aaah, so the only pirates in the Caribbean lately are in fact the film crew and actors for Pirates of the Caribbean 2....damn... :oops:
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M.I.5 has just released documents on Oberon he is a part time pirate. :o
Don't Panic Oberon I don't believe a word of it. ;) |
And of course, over at www.venganza.org they've got the proof that the number of pirates is dropping in direct relation to global warming:
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Getting a 'the page cannot be displayed' there mate...
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Oh arrr, a pirate I be...
Come to think of it, if we clubbed together and got an ex Russian navy vessel, nothing too big mind, but with a decent gun and a few missiles we could be pirates... Oooo arrrr.... |
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