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12-25-19, 02:23 PM
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Shark above Space Chicken
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Wow, language barrier on the first one. I must research.
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12-25-19, 02:43 PM
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Gefallen Engel U-666
Join Date: Jul 2013
Location: On a tilted, overheated, overpopulated spinning mudball on Collision course with Andromeda Galaxy
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serviette!
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12-25-19, 03:56 PM
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In the Brig
 Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Zendia Bar & Grill
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What do you call someone from Florida that burst into flames?
A Fire Cracker. |
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12-26-19, 05:04 AM
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Starte das Auto
Join Date: Aug 2014
Location: The Fens
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Moira didn't get any crackers this year so I've had to make up my own jokes... how about this
Q: What is the dolphins' favourite Christmas carol? A: The First Narwhal 
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12-26-19, 05:09 AM
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Navy Seal
 Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Anywhere but the here & now...
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That's a whale of a joke...
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12-26-19, 10:29 AM
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Starte das Auto
Join Date: Aug 2014
Location: The Fens
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It served its porpoise
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12-26-19, 11:28 AM
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Gefallen Engel U-666
Join Date: Jul 2013
Location: On a tilted, overheated, overpopulated spinning mudball on Collision course with Andromeda Galaxy
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/\WE KNOW WHERE THAT CAME FROM
: https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showpost.php?p=2635122&postcount=8677 MERRY CRISTMAS! FOLLOWED BY THEBERBSTER'S Quote:
You can always sense his presents!
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12-26-19, 12:27 PM
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Dipped Squirrel Operative
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: ..where the ocean meets the sky
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And why dou call this 'carol', you could call it as well a christmas evelyn?  English... 
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12-26-19, 02:29 PM
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Starte das Auto
Join Date: Aug 2014
Location: The Fens
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No-No-No-No-Noel!
And I don't know why we call them Carols... they might as well be called Moiras
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12-27-19, 06:37 AM
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Chief of the Boat
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: 250 metres below the surface
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What did Santa do when he went speed dating?
He pulled a cracker.
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