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03-02-17, 02:10 PM
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Wayfaring Stranger
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At our age if we had a girl on our shoulders our bursitis would be kicking up something fierce. 
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03-02-17, 10:18 PM
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Gefallen Engel U-666
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Location: On a tilted, overheated, overpopulated spinning mudball on Collision course with Andromeda Galaxy
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"Only two things are infinite; The Universe and human squirrelyness?!! |
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03-03-17, 05:27 AM
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Dipped Squirrel Operative
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Location: ..where the ocean meets the sky
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 Two seniors on a bench: 1. "Christmas is nice" Long pause .. 2. "Making Love is also nice! Longer pause .. 1. "But Christmas happens more often." 
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03-03-17, 06:59 AM
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Chief of the Boat
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: 250 metres below the surface
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Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.
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03-03-17, 07:02 AM
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Chief of the Boat
Join Date: Feb 2006
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My nookie days are over
My pilot light is out What used to be my sex appeal Is now my water spout. Time was when, on its own accord From my trousers it would spring But now I've got a full-time job To find the blasted thing. It used to be embarrassing The way it would behave For every single morning It would stand and watch me shave. Now as old age approaches It sure gives me the blues To see it hang its little head And watch me tie my shoes.
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Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.
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03-05-17, 02:32 PM
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Shark above Space Chicken
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There's supposed to be compensation. They lied!
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03-05-17, 03:02 PM
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Dipped Squirrel Operative
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03-16-17, 05:29 PM
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Fleet Admiral
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To me, the worst was getting drunk, sleeping for eight hours and waking up still drunk.
Waking up with a hangover is a joy compared to experiencing the birth of a hangover while awake.
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abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right. |
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