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Chief of the Boat
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Good to see he had the presence of mind to hold onto his drink.
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Gefallen Engel U-666
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Hey! at my age, if I could have a lass on my shoulders and one in my arms... not only would that B multitasking but mighty big o' me as well!
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I've never been "that" drunk.
Come to think of it.. No girl has been drunk enough to sit on my shoulders. ![]()
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Wayfaring Stranger
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At our age if we had a girl on our shoulders our bursitis would be kicking up something fierce. ![]()
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Gefallen Engel U-666
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Chief of the Boat
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Dear alcohol, We had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter, and a better dancer... I saw the video... we need to talk.
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Chief of the Boat
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My nookie days are over
My pilot light is out What used to be my sex appeal Is now my water spout. Time was when, on its own accord From my trousers it would spring But now I've got a full-time job To find the blasted thing. It used to be embarrassing The way it would behave For every single morning It would stand and watch me shave. Now as old age approaches It sure gives me the blues To see it hang its little head And watch me tie my shoes. |
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To me, the worst was getting drunk, sleeping for eight hours and waking up still drunk.
Waking up with a hangover is a joy compared to experiencing the birth of a hangover while awake.
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