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Old 07-04-15, 11:00 PM   #1
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Old 07-04-15, 11:34 PM   #2
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Old 07-05-15, 06:27 AM   #3
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Old 07-05-15, 07:00 AM   #4
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Here you go America..

I may need this for headache. It's 5:00 am here and I just heard a string of firecrackers go off.

Don't these pyromaniacs ever sleep?
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Old 07-05-15, 07:23 PM   #5
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I may need this for headache. It's 5:00 am here and I just heard a string of firecrackers go off.

Don't these pyromaniacs ever sleep?
One moron over here decided to top off his evening of pyrotechnics by placing a mortar launcher on his head and lighting the fuse.
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BOOM!

Of all the things he misses, he now misses his mind the most.
http://www.freep.com/story/news/loca...lake/29455857/
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Old 07-05-15, 11:11 PM   #6
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One moron over here decided to top off his evening of pyrotechnics by placing a mortar launcher on his head and lighting the fuse.
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BOOM!

Of all the things he misses, he now misses his mind the most.
http://www.freep.com/story/news/loca...lake/29455857/
Wolferz, you can't miss something you never had.
I notice the article said alcohol was a factor. Imagine that.

I'm happy to announce the annual "Battle of Greenview" has ended with no injuries and no fires. All had a good time and the fireworks were awesome as usual.
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Old 07-06-15, 02:14 AM   #7
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I found this whilst visiting Wolferz' link:
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Old 07-06-15, 05:31 AM   #8
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Wolferz, you can't miss something you never had.
I notice the article said alcohol was a factor. Imagine that.

I'm happy to announce the annual "Battle of Greenview" has ended with no injuries and no fires. All had a good time and the fireworks were awesome as usual.
Yes, he'd have been much better off if he had been drinking tea instead. But the tax on it made it prohibitive.
We know who to blame for that, right?
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