This Won't Be Good...

Platapus · 02-13-15, 10:14 AM

"It must have been a fuse, I will go in the basement and reset it. I'll be right back."

"It must have been the cat. Go back to sleep."

"Sir, there are some police officers who want to see you. I over heard one of them saying something about being sure to wait for a Mr. Miranda who will be right here or something."

Eichhörnchen · 02-13-15, 10:22 AM

Brilliant, Fubar & Platapus...

Dowly · 02-13-15, 10:26 AM

"5 days until retirement, here's a photo of my two kids, want to see it?"

Tango589 · 02-13-15, 11:35 AM

"Trust me, I know what I'm doing"

Dowly · 02-13-15, 11:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tango589

"Trust me, I know what I'm doing"

Tango589 · 02-13-15, 11:54 AM

^

Betonov · 02-13-15, 12:00 PM

''Friday the 13th, 15min until the end of the shift. I got enough time to cut this styrofoam blocks on the rotary saw. What could go wrong''

And 5min later I was on my way to the hospital to have my finger sewn together

Tango589 · 02-13-15, 12:03 PM

02-13-15, 10:14 AM	#1
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,377 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	"It must have been a fuse, I will go in the basement and reset it. I'll be right back." "It must have been the cat. Go back to sleep." "Sir, there are some police officers who want to see you. I over heard one of them saying something about being sure to wait for a Mr. Miranda who will be right here or something." __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

02-13-15, 11:35 AM	#4
Tango589 Still crazy as ever! Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: A little south of sanity Posts: 3,375 Downloads: 180 Uploads: 1	"Trust me, I know what I'm doing" __________________ Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way...

02-13-15, 11:54 AM	#6
Tango589 Still crazy as ever! Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: A little south of sanity Posts: 3,375 Downloads: 180 Uploads: 1	^ __________________ Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way...

02-13-15, 12:03 PM	#8
Tango589 Still crazy as ever! Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: A little south of sanity Posts: 3,375 Downloads: 180 Uploads: 1	__________________ Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way...

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02-13-15, 10:22 AM	#2
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 17,403 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Brilliant, Fubar & Platapus...

02-13-15, 10:26 AM	#3
Dowly Lucky Jack Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Finland Posts: 25,054 Downloads: 32 Uploads: 0	"5 days until retirement, here's a photo of my two kids, want to see it?"

02-13-15, 12:00 PM	#7
Betonov Navy Seal Join Date: May 2009 Location: Slovenia Posts: 8,647 Downloads: 26 Uploads: 0	''Friday the 13th, 15min until the end of the shift. I got enough time to cut this styrofoam blocks on the rotary saw. What could go wrong'' And 5min later I was on my way to the hospital to have my finger sewn together