The Bilge

[Aktungbby]

Originally Posted by Kaptlt.Endrass;

And the booze disappears too. Never any for the passengers.

Originally Posted by Tango589

Does Endrass realize we aren't actually on a train? Or is he just going loco?

Perhaps his 'train of thought' has been derailed! I know where this bottle keeps disappearing to methinks...but as the Bilges foreign minister, I can state unequivocally: it's a bribe! Although I do permit myself a wee nip on OCT 21st...for medicinal purposes only.

[Kaptlt.Endrass]

Oh, I went off the rails YEARS ago. But I digress; I speak of the metaphorical Helll's Express. If my memory serves, a senior officer noted we were on a Tambor-class, correct?

[swamprat69er]

Originally Posted by Kaptlt.Endrass

Oh, I went off the rails YEARS ago. But I digress; I speak of the metaphorical Helll's Express. If my memory serves, a senior officer noted we were on a Tambor-class, correct?

Correct.

[Aktungbby]

1932: Duke Ellington releases the Bilges' theme song; It Don' Mean a Thing(If it Ain't Got That Swing)

ATTN forward topedo room: preheat those eels BBY!

[Wolferz]

So, Aktung plays the French Horn.
But, still takes everything else Greek.

[Aktungbby]

Originally Posted by Wolferz

But, still takes everything else Greek.

With a little of Armistead's canola, it might be my only option...aside from my Oikos blueberry Greek yogurt! Today is Groundhog Day and my scornful wife refers to me as Putzatawney Phil...my Equinox having lost it's spring apparently. "Familiarity breeds contempt!"

[Wolferz]

Originally Posted by Aktungbby

With a little of Armistead's canola, it might be my only option...aside from my Oikos blueberry Greek yogurt! Today is Groundhog Day and my scornful wife refers to me as Putzatawney Phil...my Equinox having lost it's spring apparently. "Familiarity breeds contempt!"

Peanut oil might be a better choice.

According to Achidna.

[Armistead]

Originally Posted by Kaptlt.Endrass

Oh, I went off the rails YEARS ago. But I digress; I speak of the metaphorical Helll's Express. If my memory serves, a senior officer noted we were on a Tambor-class, correct?

No, not a Tambor class, we lost that one due to ....our inaction and were given the Plunger out of a museum. Her hull was laid in 1900 and I think she went out of service in 1903. Right now we're assigned to the Mississippi River guiding boats around sandbars, but Wolferz got us stuck on a sandbar 4 months ago. That was when he took his spiritual walkabout to the head.

[Tango589]

Originally Posted by Armistead

No, not a Tambor class...we were given the Plunger out of a museum.

Good grief, could we have got smaller tub? Looking at the size of it, we could just get out, stand on the sand bar and shunt the boat loose.

[swamprat69er]

Yup, we could have.

[Aktungbby]

Originally Posted by swamprat69er

Yup, we could have.

Well if were all crankin' in unison in that converted boiler which killed its first two crews in training...including Mr Hunley, with our scaly tails interlocked...we won't be cold worth a read: PS & new detail I was not aware of: the torpedo was supposedly electrically detonated with copper spool and battery! http://www.militaryfactory.com/ships/detail-page-2.asp?ship_id=CSS-HL-Hunley-1863 The hatches were so small you had to hold your arms up to get in. Crew # 3 sank something....the third times the charm? A very cool site for any sub fanatic http://www.vernianera.com/Hunley/reconstruction.html

[Tango589]

Originally Posted by Armistead

I know, I keep sliding request under the head door to get Wolferz's approval, but he never signs the paper and slides it back to me. I've done it several hundred times...have no clue what he's doing in there with all the request. If I ask him vocally, he always tell me to "go away and don't come back."

I suggest we storm the head, force the door open and hold him accountable for his actions. That way he might do something productive, instead of hiding in the khazi contemplating his navel.

Originally Posted by Aktungbby

Well if were all crankin' in unison in that converted boiler which killed its first two crews in training...including Mr Hunley, with our scaly tails interlocked...we won't be cold worth a read: PS & new detail I was not aware of: the torpedo was supposedly electrically detonated with copper spool and battery! http://www.militaryfactory.com/ships/detail-page-2.asp?ship_id=CSS-HL-Hunley-1863 The hatches were so small you had to hold your arms up to get in. Crew # 3 sank something....the third times the charm? A very cool site for any sub fanatic http://www.vernianera.com/Hunley/reconstruction.html

Cheers for the find Aktung, a very interesting read!

[Armistead]

Originally Posted by Tango589

Good grief, could we have got smaller tub? Looking at the size of it, we could just get out, stand on the sand bar and shunt the boat loose.

I know, I keep sliding request under the head door to get Wolferz's approval, but he never signs the paper and slides it back to me. I've done it several hundred times...have no clue what he's doing in there with all the request. If I ask him vocally, he always tell me to "go away and don't come back."