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Old 11-13-14, 06:42 PM   #1
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a sow, I thought that was Swamp's butt stuck again...
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Old 11-13-14, 09:27 PM   #2
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a sow, I thought that was Swamp's butt stuck again...
You do know what 'thought' did.
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Old 11-13-14, 11:14 PM   #3
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You do know what 'thought' did.
All I saw was a hairy wrinkled pink arse with sores on it.....If it was a sow, you have my apologies, but i helped hold you down when the doc gave you a shot of antibiotics and I remember your arse quite well....

I knew we had a goat aft, so when did the sow come aboard?
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Old 11-14-14, 03:56 AM   #4
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Pay aktung and you can sneak anything aboard.

Besides, we needed the extra ballast with that finicky ballast pump always on the fritz.
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WHAT were you doing? Mapping my caboose?

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I knew we had a goat aft, so when did the sow come aboard?
I knew you didn't appreciate being 'with' the goat and thought you would prefer a pig, just like in port.
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Old 11-14-14, 08:18 AM   #7
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WHAT were you doing? Mapping my caboose?


I knew you didn't appreciate being 'with' the goat and thought you would prefer a pig, just like in port.
I wanna leave port to get away from my old sow...
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I wanna leave port to get away from my old sow...
Well, now you got a new sow. Just stay away from my caboose, you WILL get a shock.
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Old 11-14-14, 09:15 AM   #9
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