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03-26-14, 01:27 AM
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Subsim Aviator
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well....... almost
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03-26-14, 02:05 AM
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Sea Lord
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Location: Reno Nevada USA
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If only the wife hadn't walked in.
Magic
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03-26-14, 03:43 AM
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Seaman
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first kiss was with a super cute blonde girl at an ice rink, i was 14 or 15. mid kiss i slipped on the ice and she had to catch me in a "dipping" fashion
 18 or so at work, fooling around with a long drain pipe and attempting to play it as a didgereedoo as i walked. The bottom edge of pipe caught a lip in the floor and cut my upper lip enough to scar a crescent shape permanently. Lamest/dumbest scar story ever
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03-26-14, 03:49 AM
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When I was in church at my mates wedding and just couldn't help it, I farted I thought it would silent but how wrong how I was not just loud but also very smelly
There is more awkward moments but some are unrepeatable on these forums 
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Never trust the Tories look what Thatcher and Major did in the 80s and 90s and look what the wicked witch May is doing now doing now  
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03-26-14, 05:15 AM
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Chief of the Boat
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Too numerous to mention but one of the lighter moments.....sitting in a patrol car on an icy winters day and observed another vehicle failing to adhere to a no entry sign about 50 yards where I was situated and approaching me.
I immediately exited my vehicle, walked to the centre of the road and gestured with a hand signal my requirement for him to pull over and stop. Next thing I slipped and was sitting on my posterior, I'm sure I heard a few laughs coming from those pedestrians walking by...the vehicle stopped and the driver helped me back to my feet using much restraint to curb his natural desire to laugh. That driver never got a ticket that day and for many a day after I was known in the station as PC Wetty Pants.
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03-26-14, 05:41 AM
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03-26-14, 05:55 AM
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