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Old 01-19-14, 03:59 PM   #31
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Just as a matter of curiosity, what did she think would happen when His Grace 'climbed aboard', what with the ban on contraception?
Well, where you deny normal sexual behavior, all types of perversion and stupidity erupts...
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Old 01-19-14, 05:30 PM   #32
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Well, where you deny normal sexual behavior, all types of perversion and stupidity erupts...
Sounds like 'marriage'
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Old 01-19-14, 05:32 PM   #33
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Old 01-20-14, 01:04 AM   #34
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Sounds like 'marriage'
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Old 01-20-14, 07:30 PM   #35
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Sounds like 'marriage'
Nah. Marriage is proof that a man and a woman can live together without having sex.
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Old 01-21-14, 08:15 AM   #36
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Nah. Marriage is proof that a man and a woman can live together without having sex.
Now your getting me worried
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Old 01-21-14, 09:44 AM   #37
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Now your getting me worried

Not been married long enough?

To Stay on topic...
Aren't nuns supposed to be brides of Christ? I guess Jesus dropped in for a conjugal visit?
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Old 01-21-14, 11:00 AM   #38
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Many years ago we had a Mexican guy that was a mechanic at work. His name according to his drivers' license was Jesus Christ, pronounced Hayseus Creest.
Maybe he was visiting nuns.
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Old 01-21-14, 11:39 AM   #39
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Not been married long enough?
depends on what one considers 'long' and 'enough'
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depends on what one considers 'long' and 'enough'
An hour or so is usually sufficient.
There's something about the words "I do" and a wedding ring that instantly changes a woman's thinking, demeanor, attitude, etc, etc.


A lesson that every married man learns after it's too late.
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An hour or so is usually sufficient.
There's something about the words "I do" and a wedding ring that instantly changes a woman's thinking, demeanor, attitude, etc, etc.


A lesson that every married man learns after it's too late.
Now you know full well that depends on the type of woman you 'gamble' your future on
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Now you know full well that depends on the type of woman you 'gamble' your future on
The brain dead ones tend to be guarded.

So, what is the ideal woman?
Three feet tall with a flat head?
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The brain dead ones tend to be guarded.

So, what is the ideal woman?
Three feet tall with a flat head?
Oh my wife would love you...at the bottom of the garden I suspect
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As soon as she says "I do" she doesn't.

I actually had one of my troops where this happened in his marriage. Yikes!
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