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10-11-13, 02:15 PM
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What is the difference between your paycheck and you dick?
You don't have to ask your wife to blow your paycheck. 
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10-11-13, 02:20 PM
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A guy's idea of a perfect breakfast
You’re sitting at the table and your son is on the cover of Wheaties, your mistress is on the cover of Playboy, and your wife is on the back of the milk carton. 
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10-11-13, 02:38 PM
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A few years ago I took a vacation to Hawaii and during it, my wife got pregnant.
A couple of years ago, I took a vacation to the Bahamas and once again, my wife got pregnant. Last year, I went to Tahiti, and wouldn't you know it, my wife got pregnant again. I think I better start taking my wife along on my vacations. 
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10-11-13, 05:22 PM
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 After years of marriage the man dies, so his wife has him cremated and placed in a box. Finally one windy day she takes it outside, opens it and shakes the ashes out into the wind proclaiming "there's the blow job you always wanted..."
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10-11-13, 05:50 PM
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10-11-13, 06:21 PM
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Still crazy as ever!
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If you want to tell who really is mans' best friend, the wife or the dog, shut them both in your car boot (trunk). Go back an hour later and see who's pleased to see you!
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 Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way... |
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10-13-13, 07:32 AM
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When a man gets married, he is thinking of
Her the Aisle the Alter When a woman gets married, she is thinking I'll Alter Him A man gets married in hopes that his wife won't change, but she does A woman gets married in hopes that her husband will change, but he doesn't.
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10-13-13, 11:13 AM
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Still crazy as ever!
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10-13-13, 11:48 AM
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A man is incomplete until he gets married
After that, he is finished.
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