Sumbarines, Carpets & Levitation (Balz)

Brag · 09-19-13, 07:25 AM

Ir I become undetectabl, Balz though, logic stands my boat will also b undetectable. He then gave Bernard his special All Sailors Must Fear Me Lookand pointed at his bunk. "unroll the magic carpet on my bunk and be ready to assist me on my first silent hunter flight.

Bernard unrolled the carpet and Balz crawled on top." There, so far, so good. Now pull the carpet. 'tilI am floating quietly."

Are you sure you want to do it,?" Bernard asked.
"Ummmm. Better hand me the chicken tea cozy."
Aware that he was probably the first U'boat skipper to fly inside a submarine, with a sense of history, Balz said, "pull."

Bernard groaned
The carpet moved
Balz hit the deck with a loud thud .
"Excellent take off but you need to practice on your landings." Bernard said.

Sailor Steve · 09-19-13, 10:50 AM

Don't blame Bernard for this one. He was only doing what he was told, and he was told by the great Balz himself. How could he not believe? How could he not obey. How could he not destroy the entire Kriegsmarine?

HW3 · 09-19-13, 11:28 AM

It sounds like Haji Baba Jimbuna would make an excellent used car salesman.

desertstriker · 09-19-13, 12:31 PM

poor Balz

Tango589 · 09-19-13, 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by desertstriker

poor Balz

Yes, he probably squashed them when he landed!

Brag · 10-05-13, 06:45 AM

Thud, Balz hit the deck like groaning pillow.
Lt. Werner Schnitzel said, "The landing was better but still noisy
Zeiler Ztif said, "You need to extend your time aloft between take off and landing."
"I have an idea," said Bernard.
Balz rubbed his sore ribs. "All right, let's hear your stupid idea.." Balz grumbled
Bernard laid tge magic carpet on the captain's bunk. "Herr Kaleun. You should take this carpet back and trade it in for a flying submarine."
"You piece of worthless barnacle." Balz grabbed Bernard by the throat and shook him."If Hitler wanted me to have a flying submarine he would have given me command of
a submarine that flies."
Lt. Werner Schnitzel scratched his ear." flying submarines would only be effective against flying convoys. As far as I know the British have not yet invented flying convoys"

Bernard thought he would take advantage of Werner Schnitzel's stupidity. "Herr Kaleun I should go topside to be on the lookout of flying convoys and making sure you are the first to be aware of their presense. in the viscinity.

"Ya, Bernard, be ready for possible flying convoys., and you lot. He pointed c at the men su surrounding him, "prepare another flying carpet flight.

Jimbuna · 10-05-13, 06:48 AM

09-19-13, 07:25 AM	#1
Brag Navy Seal Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Docked on a Russian pond Posts: 7,072 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	Ir I become undetectabl, Balz though, logic stands my boat will also b undetectable. He then gave Bernard his special All Sailors Must Fear Me Lookand pointed at his bunk. "unroll the magic carpet on my bunk and be ready to assist me on my first silent hunter flight. Bernard unrolled the carpet and Balz crawled on top." There, so far, so good. Now pull the carpet. 'tilI am floating quietly." Are you sure you want to do it,?" Bernard asked. "Ummmm. Better hand me the chicken tea cozy." Aware that he was probably the first U'boat skipper to fly inside a submarine, with a sense of history, Balz said, "pull." Bernard groaned The carpet moved Balz hit the deck with a loud thud . "Excellent take off but you need to practice on your landings." Bernard said. __________________ Espionage, adventure, suspense, are just a click away Click here to look inside Brag's book: Amazon.com: Kingmaker: Alexey Braguine: Books Order Kingmaker here: http://www.subsim.com/store.html For Tactics visit:http://www.freewebs.com/kielman/

09-19-13, 10:50 AM	#2
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	Don't blame Bernard for this one. He was only doing what he was told, and he was told by the great Balz himself. How could he not believe? How could he not obey. How could he not destroy the entire Kriegsmarine? __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

09-19-13, 11:28 AM	#3
HW3 Navy Seal Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Gresham Oregon Posts: 6,576 Downloads: 458 Uploads: 0	It sounds like Haji Baba Jimbuna would make an excellent used car salesman. __________________ "Some ships are designed to sink...others require our assistance." Nathan Zelk

10-05-13, 06:45 AM	#6
Brag Navy Seal Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Docked on a Russian pond Posts: 7,072 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	Thud, Balz hit the deck like groaning pillow. Lt. Werner Schnitzel said, "The landing was better but still noisy Zeiler Ztif said, "You need to extend your time aloft between take off and landing." "I have an idea," said Bernard. Balz rubbed his sore ribs. "All right, let's hear your stupid idea.." Balz grumbled Bernard laid tge magic carpet on the captain's bunk. "Herr Kaleun. You should take this carpet back and trade it in for a flying submarine." "You piece of worthless barnacle." Balz grabbed Bernard by the throat and shook him."If Hitler wanted me to have a flying submarine he would have given me command of a submarine that flies." Lt. Werner Schnitzel scratched his ear." flying submarines would only be effective against flying convoys. As far as I know the British have not yet invented flying convoys" Bernard thought he would take advantage of Werner Schnitzel's stupidity. "Herr Kaleun I should go topside to be on the lookout of flying convoys and making sure you are the first to be aware of their presense. in the viscinity. "Ya, Bernard, be ready for possible flying convoys., and you lot. He pointed c at the men su surrounding him, "prepare another flying carpet flight. __________________ Espionage, adventure, suspense, are just a click away Click here to look inside Brag's book: Amazon.com: Kingmaker: Alexey Braguine: Books Order Kingmaker here: http://www.subsim.com/store.html For Tactics visit:http://www.freewebs.com/kielman/ Last edited by Brag; 10-05-13 at 07:06 AM.

10-05-13, 06:48 AM	#7
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,685 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	__________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

09-19-13, 12:31 PM	#4
desertstriker Eternal Patrol Join Date: May 2012 Location: mod soup bar and grill Posts: 1,756 Downloads: 998 Uploads: 0	poor Balz

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