A lonely ship (Balz)

Jimbuna · 07-20-13, 07:51 AM

Welcome back to the surface Alex

danasan · 07-20-13, 09:22 AM

Nice one! We do need some birds fornicating the tea cozy while performing the deck gun attack...

desertstriker · 07-20-13, 02:33 PM

what shall bernard do wrong this time i wonder.

Jimbuna · 07-20-13, 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by desertstriker

what shall bernard do wrong this time i wonder.

Simply breathe I should imagine

Rhodes · 07-20-13, 05:37 PM

Can not wait to see/read the next Balz story!

desertstriker · 07-21-13, 12:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jimbuna

Simply breathe I should imagine

you know thats a good point why has nobody pushed him overboard yet

Jimbuna · 07-21-13, 07:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by desertstriker

you know thats a good point why has nobody pushed him overboard yet

They've yet to enter into shark infested waters

Brag · 07-22-13, 06:48 AM

The sea was flat like the surface of a ping pong table.. With satisfaction, Balz observed the tanker moving from right to left. "Ping the pong," He commanded.
"Huh?" Lt. Werner Schnitzel asked.
"Verbalize your question into words and sentences. so that I can understand your question when not speaking Japanese."
"I have said huh in German, Herr Kaleun. which means what does ping the pong mean in Japanese."
Balz pointed at the tanker. "See that ship agitating the ping pong effect of the sea?"
"Yes, Herr Kaleun."
"Well, be a good lad and sink it."
Like dirty laundry flapping in the wind an enemy shell flew overhead.
"The enemy is engaging us, Herr Kaleun." Bernard said.- Can we submerge so I can say Wasserbomben?"
"Tankers don¿t carry Wasserbomben," Balz said.
Another shell whirred overhea.
Balz sighed. "I guess it is time for me to demonstrate my fantastic ship sinking skill- Bring my chicken tea cozy on deck."
Balz descended from the conning tower and flexed his fingers.
Zeiler Zteve removed the cat tea cozy from Balz's head and replaced it with the pink chicken one.
The choir made chicken noises.
Balz sat at the gunner's station,. Blam. The gun fired. The shell hit directly on the bow gun of the tanker.
Balz stood to receive applause from the crew.

To be continued

07-20-13, 07:51 AM	#1
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 191,468 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Welcome back to the surface Alex __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

07-20-13, 09:22 AM	#2
danasan Elite Spam Hunter Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Flensburg / Germany Posts: 1,141 Downloads: 39 Uploads: 0	Nice one! We do need some birds fornicating the tea cozy while performing the deck gun attack... __________________ "I invite you to go inside this submergible hole in the water where you can nicely hide from destroyers."

07-20-13, 05:37 PM	#5
Rhodes Silent Hunter Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Figueira da Foz, Portugal Posts: 4,523 Downloads: 110 Uploads: 0	Can not wait to see/read the next Balz story! __________________ http://www.flickr.com/photos/16416646@N05/

07-22-13, 06:48 AM	#8
Brag Navy Seal Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Docked on a Russian pond Posts: 7,072 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	The sea was flat like the surface of a ping pong table.. With satisfaction, Balz observed the tanker moving from right to left. "Ping the pong," He commanded. "Huh?" Lt. Werner Schnitzel asked. "Verbalize your question into words and sentences. so that I can understand your question when not speaking Japanese." "I have said huh in German, Herr Kaleun. which means what does ping the pong mean in Japanese." Balz pointed at the tanker. "See that ship agitating the ping pong effect of the sea?" "Yes, Herr Kaleun." "Well, be a good lad and sink it." Like dirty laundry flapping in the wind an enemy shell flew overhead. "The enemy is engaging us, Herr Kaleun." Bernard said.- Can we submerge so I can say Wasserbomben?" "Tankers don¿t carry Wasserbomben," Balz said. Another shell whirred overhea. Balz sighed. "I guess it is time for me to demonstrate my fantastic ship sinking skill- Bring my chicken tea cozy on deck." Balz descended from the conning tower and flexed his fingers. Zeiler Zteve removed the cat tea cozy from Balz's head and replaced it with the pink chicken one. The choir made chicken noises. Balz sat at the gunner's station,. Blam. The gun fired. The shell hit directly on the bow gun of the tanker. Balz stood to receive applause from the crew. To be continued __________________ Espionage, adventure, suspense, are just a click away Click here to look inside Brag's book: Amazon.com: Kingmaker: Alexey Braguine: Books Order Kingmaker here: http://www.subsim.com/store.html For Tactics visit:http://www.freewebs.com/kielman/

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07-20-13, 02:33 PM	#3
desertstriker Eternal Patrol Join Date: May 2012 Location: mod soup bar and grill Posts: 1,756 Downloads: 998 Uploads: 0	what shall bernard do wrong this time i wonder.